LIVE ROCK CRITIC

THIS blog WILL COMMENT ON LIVE ROCK PERFORMANCE. THE FIRST HUNDRED POSTS ; MY HONEST OPINION AS LIVE ROCK CRITIC. I have written lately of my own Live Rock journey and how it did end up wrecked on the rocks again and again. Still it is an incredible improvement to have recovered from virtual paralysis a number of times and be able to write and compose and play instruments and most of all to have been able to dance on stage and perfrorm on Harmonica with LIVE ROCK BANDS.

Wednesday, 18 May 2022

I SHOULD BE PROFESSIONAL REVIEWING SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE MAY 14 2022

I SHOULD HAVE, IN DETAIL, REVIEWED ALL OF THE DEFINING FACTORS WHICH WOULD APPLY TO THE PERFORMANCE AND TO THE MUSICAL COMPOSITION.


IN MY NEXT POST I SHOULD HAVE DONE ONE OF MY OLD TIME LIVE ROCK CRITIC CRITIQUES OF SATURDAY NIGHT  LIVE MUSIC PERFORMANCE.


THERE WAS REALLY NO MUSIC. THERE WAS CERTAINLY NO ROCK BAND. THERE WAS A COMPUTER DERIVED SCORE, I BELIEVE,WHICH WAS NOT QUALIFIED      TO BE DESCRIBED AS MUSIC.


WHOSE JUDGEMENT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PROMOTION OF ARTISTS WHO SO NOT REALLY PRODUCE A MUSICAL PERFORMANCE BUT MIME THEIR WAY ONTO STAGE. IS IT THE AUDIENCES THAT OR THE PRODUCERS WHO ARE SO DUMB.

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SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE MAY 2022

SELENA GOMEZ WAS FAT AND LUMPY.

FATTER AND LUMPIER 


POST MALONE: WAS THAT A MIME OF HIS BACKING TRACKS HE WAS MOTING?


I remember my music being called down as "moany" by a colleague as we animated my ex-wife's head. She demanded to use a Google Free Play.That only happened once. My music is not moany but 


POST MALONE, HE IS THE MOAN MAN!



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Tuesday, 17 May 2022

COME WITH ME ON MY MAGIC CARPET RIDE

SOME OF THE CARS WERE VERY COOL, 



SOME OF THEM, NOT QUITE SO COOL.


5:30 AM PULL OUT OF OTTER POINT AND HEAD FOR THE FERRY TO VANCOUVER. GET ON THE FERRY AND GO TO SLEEP IN THE CAR. 


ARRIVE IN DELTA AND DRIVE TO VANCOUVER DELIVERING A COUPLE WEEKS WORK.
GO TO ONE OF MY USUAL SLEEPING SPOTS, PARK AND HAVE ANOTHER SLEEP. I COULD   BE UP FOR FOUR HOURS AFTER THE MULTIPLE SLEEPS UNTIL I HAD TO SLEEP AGAIN. 

I GOT A TAKE OUT, FROM THE GLUTEN RESTAURANT ON HASTINGS STREET OR I  ATE AT THE ONLY SEAFOOD OR THE GREEN DOOR, ALL LOCATED DOWNTOWN IN VANCOUVER.    

THERE WERE A COUPLE OF FRIENDS PLACES I COULD GO TO AND MAKE COFFEE AND HAVE SOME MARIJUANA. THEN I WOULD FIND MYSELF A SATURDAY AFTERNOON SHOWCASE OR PROFESSIONAL'S JAM SESSION WHERE THOSE OF US WHO DID NOT GET TO PARTICIPATE ANY OTHER WAY GOT IN OUR LIVE ROCK MUSIC PRACTICE WITH OTHER MUSICIANS ON A STAGE WITH AN AUDIENCE. 

MOST OF THE TIME I HAD NOWHERE TO STAY. WHEN MY AUNT WAS AWAY, WHEN I HAD A ROOM TO USE, RARELY, I HAD SOMEWHERE TO SLEEP SEVERAL TIMES A DAY. MUSIC CAN GO ON LATE AT NIGHT AT DIFFERENT PLACES SO IT IS HARD TO GO STAY ANYWHERE.

USUALLY I SLEPT IN MY CAR. I WENT TO THE EAST END RECREATION CENTER FOR A $2 SHOWER AND SAUNA.


THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GOT, TWO OR THREE DAYS IN VANCOUVER GOING AROUND SLEEPING AND PLAYING HARMONICA WHENEVER AND WHEREVER I COULD. 

THE REST OF THE NEXT TWO WEEKS WAS USUALLY TEN HOUR DAYS OF WORK THAT WITH THE NAPS I NEED EVERY FEW HOURS COULD TAKE SIXTEEN HOURS.


MY MOTHER HEARD OF THIS AND THREATENED TO DISINHERIT ME FROM MY FATHER'S MONEY. 


MY WIFE ''HE HANGS AROUND IN BARS."

"TARGET HIS MUSIC, IT IS ALL HE CARES ABOUT". SHE CLEVERLY MADE SURE THIS GOT TO THE MENTALLY ILL  RCMP.  {I did not love her more than Music. Oh what a pity. I love fucking though. I love Music equally.}


THE SOOKE POLICE WROTE VANCOUVER POLICE AND VICTORIA POLICE AND THE UNITED STATES POLICE " APPREHEND COLLARD FOR ANYTHING POSSIBLE".


THE DAMNED JEALOUS FOOLS WANTED TO FUCK UP THE TINY SHREDS OF MY OLD LIFE THAT I MANAGED TO REVIVE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS TWICE A MONTH.




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YECCH

PRINCE CHARLES, CAMILLA, DOWN EAST MUSIC: YECCH!    pronounced yUck.

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Saturday, 7 May 2022

THE TRANSLATION OF LIVE POLITICAL SPEECHES IS A FORM OF LIVE PERFORMANCE



TRANSLATION IS A FORM OF LIVE PERFORMANCE

 LIVE ON TELEVISION, TRANSLATORS CREATE DIALOGUES FROM THE SPEECH OF POLITICIANS AND REPORTERS OF THE NEWS WHICH IS OF VARYING QUALITY.


I DO NOT KNOW WHO IS WHO AND IT IS POSSIBLE TRANSLATORS MAY NOT WANT TO BE PUBLICLY KNOWN.


ON CBC TELEVISION, THERE IS ONE PARTICULAR TRANSLATOR, GENERALLY ON EARLY IN THE MORNING HERE IS BC WHO DOES PERFECT TRANSLATION.


THERE ARE ETHNIC ACCENTS, SOME OF THE AFRICAN LANGUAGE ACCENTS ARE HARD TO MAKE OUT AND THE IMPLICATIONS OF THE VOICE TONE OF THE ORIGINAL SPEAKER ARE NOT TRANSMITTED ACCURATELY OR AT ALL.


YOU PROBABLY DO NOT ANALYZE THE ETHNICITY OF SPEECH. IT IS REAL AND CAN HAVE AN IMPACT ON THE ACCURATE COMMUNICATION OF REPORTS.


THERE IS THE ONE CBC TRANSLATOR WHO RARELY HESITATES, SPEAKS PERFECT NEARLY ACCENTLESS ENGLISH AND IS PROBABLY A FRENCH SPEAKER ORIGINALLY OR PREDOMINATELY AT ONE TIME. 


THE TINY BIT OF FRENCH ACCENT TELLS ME THAT THERE IS TRANSLATION FROM FRENCH GOING ON. THE GREATEST SKILL  WHICH IS DEMONSTRATED IS TO CARRY FORWARD MANY ASPECTS OF THE COMMUNICATION BY VOICE TONE, CADENCE, AND THE PAUSES.


ANOTHER VERY INTERESTING AND INSTRUCTIVE FORM OF TRANSLATION IS THROUGH SUBTITLES.


THE ORIGINAL SPEAKER OF THE DIALOGUE'S VOICE TONE AND CADENCE AND PAUSES, SPEED UPS, AND EMOTION ARE COMMUNICATED THROUGH THE AUDIO.



THE CAPTIONING CAN LEAD YOU TO BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND A FOREIGN LANGUAGE, AND TO NOTICE THE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES.

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Thursday, 5 May 2022

HAVE YOU HEARD?

THERE WAS A BIT OF A PERFORMANCE GLITCH WITH AMBER HEARD'S ACT IN COURT YESTERDAY. SHE PORTRAYED THE POUTING WRONGED GRIEF STRICKEN FACE OF A VICTIM WHO HAD SUFFERED LONG HARD BAD TREATMENT.

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AMBER KEPT THE ENORMOUSLY HURT POUTING UP EVEN WHEN SHE RECOUNTED THAT SHE HAD LAUGHED WHEN JOHNNY DEPP HIT HER AND MANHANDLED HER FOR THE FIRST TIME OF WHAT WAS EVENTUALLY MANY TIMES SHE ALLEGED.


HER EXPRESSION SHOULD HAVE CHANGED, IF EVEN ONLY MOMENTARILY AND PERHAPS TO JUST A WRY EXPRESSION TO COORDINATE WITH HER DECLARATION THAT SHE THOUGHT HE WAS JOKING. WAS HE PRETENDING TO BE UPSET? OR WAS HE UPSET? ABOUT SOME FLIRTATION BY AMBER.  WHAT WAS THE BACKGROUND SCENARIO TO THE ALLEGED ASSAULT?


IF DEPP WAS JUST FOOLING AROUND THAT IS REALLY GAUCHE AND UNSETTLING. 

IF JOHNNY DEPP REALLY HIT  AMBER HEARD IN THE FACE THAT IS NOT ONLY BAD FROM A DOMESTIC VIOLENCE STANDPOINT BUT IT IS ALSO VERY UNPROFESSIONAL.


I WOULD URGE THE READER TO BECOME A VIEWER OF AMBER HEARD'S MAY 4 TH PERFORMANCE WHICH IS ON YOUTUBE.

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Monday, 25 April 2022

HAVE YOU EVER FELT THE TURBOS COME ON IN YOUR MIND?

THERE ARE THOSE GOLDEN MOMENTS WHEN I CAN FEEL THE TURBOS COME ON IN MY MIND AS I STRIVE TO CREATE SOMETHING NEW AND COMPLEX.


SONG WRITING: THE CREATION OF THE PERFECT SCORE AND THE SEARCHING FOR THE RIGHT WORD AND THE RIGHT PHRASING, CADENCE, AND ALLITERATION, THE RIGHT EUPHONY AND CACOPHONY AND CONNOTATION.


USING A SEQUENCED KURZWEIL K2000 OR LIVE MUSICIANS, A MAJORITY OF MY SONGS WERE WRITTEN BY CREATING A MUSICAL SCORE, PERFORMING IT WITH OTHER MUSICIANS OR MOST OFTEN LATELY, USING  KURZWEIL SEQUENCING.  THUS I CAN PLAY THE MOVEMENT AND SING THE LYRICS THAT ARE BEING CREATED. THE LYRICS AND THE MUSIC HAVE A CLOSER RELATIONSHIP TO EACH OTHER THAN WHEN A POEM OR A LYRIC SHEET IS SET TO MUSIC.


THROUGHOUT THE PROCESS, THE CORRECT TRUE SAMPLE INSTRUMENTS ARE CHOSEN. THE CONSTANTLY IMPROVING SEQUENCE IS IMPLEMENTED AND I BEGIN TO DANCE, A LOT ONCE UPON A TIME, ONLY A LITTLE NOW AFTER THIRTY SHELL SHOCK COLLAPSES. 


WHILE I DANCE I PLAY GUITAR, ROLAND SYNTHESIZER GUITAR, KEYBOARD AND HARMONICA, AND I SING THE SONG.





PERIODICALLY I WRITE LYRICS AND PERFORMANCE INSTRUCTIONS IN MY SONG BOOKS WHICH ARE ALWAYS OUT.


WHILE I AM DOING THIS THE TURBOS IN MY MIND ARE ON. THERE IS A FEELING AS IF I AM ACCELERATING AND WAVES OF ENERGY PULSE THROUGH MY BODY. MY HAIR IS STANDING ON END ALL OVER MY BODY. THE THRILL COURSES THROUGH MY BODY AND MY MIND.

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BILL MAHER ON LENNY KRAVITZ

Bill thought that Lenny looked so good that his Beverly Hills High School reunion compatriots would feel inadequate when they compared their  Aged Appearance  to Kravitz Appearance.


Lenny Kravitz was not too too fat, but he was awfully short in his elevator boots. I am pretty sure the messed up hair is dyed. I noticed the Mad Max leathers and chain mail, was that chain mail?


You can easily see images of Lenny Kravitz, on the net but I will not post his picture.

^PS: There are pictures on Facebook of a Built Up Kravitz.^ 

Lenny Kravitz is a really great guitarist and except for the elevator boots, his appearance might just be him as he is naturally is, not a posing as rough and tough. 


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There was a denialist right wing Dork on the Bill Maher show on Friday the Eighteenth or the Twenty Fifth. He made statements like -Why have masking mandates when surgical masks and cloth masks are not much good anyway?- 


The effective mask is the H5N respirator mask and if both people passing like ships in a canal are wearing their masks properly there is a high degree of interruption of viral transmission.


The usual "how does anyone know and it could easily be different than it appears to be," was advanced in a number of Canard Formations.



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Sunday, 10 April 2022

RECKLESS DOUBLES

RECORDED "LIVE" ON TAPE IN 1993 AND ANIMATED IN 2009. 
MY STYLE "ROCK HARP" I USED TO CALL IT. NOW I AM AWARE
OF THE PROPER NOMENCLATURE. ROCK HARMONICIST I AM.
I HAVE BETTER SOUND COMING SOON, SOON ON YOUTUBE.

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PERFORM IN THE STYLE OF:

WHEN I WENT TO THE YALE TO PLAY I MIGHT ANNOUNCE "TONIGHT I AM GOING TO PLAY IN THE STYLE OF" SONNY BOY WILLIAMSON OR JAMES COTTON OR THE MOST RADICAL BLACK HARMONICIST, MY FAVORITE EMULATION, LITTLE WALTER.


LITTLE WALTER HAD A CRACKLE IN HIS SOUND THAT WAS HARD TO EMULATE, ONLY A PROPERLY SET UP AMPLIFIER COULD DO THAT. 


I have all my notes and some of my Amps have the colored paint dots used live on stage to set up to do the various artist's sounds. 


THEN I BECAME MORE CRIPPLED AND I COULD NOT CARRY MY AMPS SO I SWITCHED TO THE STRAIGHT INTO THE PA STYLE WHICH I USED WITH 6000 WATT PA's A FEW TIMES. 

I FORSWORE THE BLUES AND I SAID I PLAYED ROCK HARP AND I DID.


  

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HONEST TO GOD I JUST EMAILED THIS TO JOHN HORGAN, BRITISH COLUMBIA PREMIER, WHO IS MY MLA WHO DOES NOTHING OF THE CONSTITUENT SERVICES I REQUIRE.

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Lindon Collard <lindoncollard@gmail.com>

8:01 AM (4 minutes ago)
to John
Lindon Collard 4129 Otter Point Road Sooke BC V9Z0K2 250 642 7087 has not been included 
inadvertently or as well when email chains developed as a result of emailing the recipients.     

The email service will suggest multiple addressee's and I think thus you have been on an email 
chain accidentally allowed to execute it's spreading.

It is possible that your automatic reply and filtering has rejected email which was meant to be 
addressed to you. Only you, only you, can provide Constituent help and provide significant service.

It is possible that email meant for other persons arrived at your service.

No Problem! All of everything I wrote is for 

everyone to read everywhere and anywhere!

DO NOT WORRY IF ANY OF MY EMAIL WAS MISSED, I WILL BE SURE TO GET IT ALL TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 

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This is new email for you to ruminate upon and consider performing your constituent duties.

I first asked Harold Turnham, representing god knows who because ICBC failed to sign off on
my suit to be represented by Turnham in the required time frame, for $10 Million.

Then I in the early 2000's demanded $50 Million for loss of career as a "musician and businessman".

By the time I wrote and taped, videoed, animated too, 2000 music compositions or songs I was 
demanding from 2015 or possibly earlier:

 $500 Million Dollars based on the earnings of 

similarly skilled Musician-Composer-Performers 

such as David Bowie or Bob Dylan.


When I did Video as well as performance I began 

to demand $550 Million Dollars for loss of career 

as a musician, Composer, Performer and 

Videographer.

I just wrote a brand new song which I will 

rehearse and publish on Youtube. 

"Welcome To The Bottom" worked so well and 

I even danced to it for a few seconds at a time. 

The rhythm and cadence are my impression of WHAT TO PLAY OFF OF AMY 

WINEHOUSE`S FAMOUS VOCAL RIFF `` OH NO, NO, NO``. 

Do you remember it. 

$600 Million Dollars is what I will be suing for. 

``Individual and several liability undiminished by apportionment``means everyone involved will be held 

responsible and made to remedy everything.  

$600 Million each from each and every player.

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Friday, 1 April 2022

LAMO LAMO ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE ORIGINALLY AIRED NOVEMBER 6 2022. I SAW IT JUST NOW. DID ED SHEERAN'S SONGS RIPEN TO A GREATER SHADE OF LAME?

ED SHEERAN WAS SO LAME I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT IT.


NO PICTURES, YOU CAN VIEW MISTER LAMO  AND THE FAT COSTUMOS  ON YOUTUBE.

I  DO NOT LIKE THE HUGE FAT LEGS AND ASSES AND I CAN HARDLY BEAR THE SIGHT OF ED SHEERAN. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I DO NOT LIKE ABOUT SHEERAN, I AM REPULSED BY SOMETHING ABOUT HIM..


LIKE THE SINGING 1050'S FOURSOMES OF COLLEGE BOYS ON FOLK, HE WAS JUST STRUMMING ALONG WEAKLY SINGING A SONG.


I VIEWED A FEW BITS OF THE COMEDY SKETCHES WHICH I DID NOT FIND VERY FUNNY NOR WITTY AND I ACTUALLY COULD NOT STAND TO VIEW ANY MORE.


SAWEETIE PERFORMED, TALKING FAST WITH THE BAND CHOKED OUT BEHIND HER; SHE REPEATED AND REPEATED AND REPEATED OVER AND OVER AND OVER.


ANOTHER HEAVILY COSTUMED FAT SHAKER SANG IN SPANISH, MUMBLING WITH AN EVEN MORE CHOKED OUT BAND. THERE WAS NO DYNAMIC MUSIC.


ED SHEERAN OUT LAMED ALL OF THEM.


LAMO, LAMO, HE'S LAME LAME LAME.


I KNOW: SHEERAN  PRACTICES A GENRE CALLED "SMALTZ FOLK FUSION"!

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Monday, 28 March 2022

LAMO FRANCO

I WATCHED DUNE, I AM PRETTY SURE.

I FELL ASLEEP THREE TIMES, REWINDING FAITHFULLY AND ACCURATELY BUT NOW I WONDER, DID I MISS THE  GOOD PARTS?


I WILL PICK IT UP ON THE DVR AGAIN TO BE SURE.

THERE IS A GLARING FLAW IN THE ANDROGYNOUS SENSITIVO WIMP CAST IN THE STARRING ROLE.

DUNE HAS A VERY SPARSE PLOT. A NUMBER OF STUPID FIGHTS ARE TO DESIGNED TO PROVIDE DRAMA AND SUSPENSE BUT THEY DO NOT. 

I AM A FAN OF SCIENCE FICTION FILMS. THERE ARE FEATURES OF INNOVATION AND ELABORATE ALIEN TABLEAUX AND FUTURISTIC MACHINERY AND SPACECRAFT IN THE MOVIES I ENJOYED THE MOST.


So what was missing from DUNE? Maybe that is it, "So what?" Villeneuve relies on ominous science fictiony music with nothing happening that is of the genre, the scene could be from any kind of movie. The much touted as up for awards film did win a number of awards but not the important, am I right? Best Picture and Best Adaptation of a screenplay or a novel. 

Perhaps I, as an expatriate Montreal Quebec native son do not want to treat Villeneuve to the special French Canadian Handicap boosterism. 





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Tuesday, 15 March 2022

BILL MAHER, HIS GOOD SHOW AND HIS VIEW OF THE WHAT? BEHIND THE 2022 SUPERBOWL HALF TIME SHOW. I POSTED ABOUT THE SUPERBOWL HALF TIME SHOW IN THE PRECEDING POST.

THE REALLY GOOD THING WHICH HAPPENS ON BILL MAHER IS THE INTELLECTUAL DISCOURSE AND SOME, SOME OF THE GUEST'S INSIGHTS.


HERE IS AN INTERESTING OBSERVATION BY BILL MAHER: "THE NBC NETWORK WAS PROMOTING THEIR FAVORITE NEW SHOW BELAIR", A SUCCESSOR TO FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR WITH THE 90'S HOUSE PARTY. THE SUPERBOWL HALF TIME SHOW HAD BEEN TOUTED AS AN OVER- DUE RECOGNITION OF BLACK CULTURE.


I HAD A FEW OTHER VIEWS ABOUT THE SHOW AND THE ALLEGED "CULTURE" WHICH MIGHT BE  GENERATED BY MY REJECTION OF WHAT I THOUGHT WAS A COCAINE KLATCH. WAS NOT A PARTY IN 90'C BELAIR AWASH IN WHITE POWDER?





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Monday, 14 February 2022

LAMO WHAT?* SUPERBOWL LVI- HALFTIME HIP HOP: NOT JUST THE PERFORMANCES ARE GROSS AND UNTALENTED


WHATEVER THE CULTURE IS THAT WAS BEING PORTRAYED AT THE SUPERBOWL, IT IS LAME AND SOPHOMORIC AND IT REEKS OF COCAINE  AND THE CULT OF WORSHIP OF PERSONALITIES

WHICH ENABLES THE SEXUAL CONTROL OF BLACK WOMEN.




JZ PRODUCED THE 2022 SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW. JZ, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THE HUNDRED TIMES YOUR PERFORMERS GRABBED THEIR COCKS?


IS IT "US BLACK GUYS GOT SUCH HUGE DICKS THAT WE GOT TO HITCH THEM UP WHEN WE DANCE"?


SPEAKING OF DANCING: THE STUMBLING AND WEAVING OLD BLACK GUYS DO WHEN THEY DANCE IS LIKE THE TROPE." WHITE MEN CAN'T DANCE". HUH, I COULD ALWAYS DANCE ON STAGE BETTER THAN THOSE OLD FAT BLACK GUYS. (or skinny Snoop)


THE BLACK GIRLS WILDLY PNEUMATICALLY PUMPING THEIR PELVISES: IS THAT A DECLARATION THAT THEY CAN HUMP LIKE RABBITS? ARE THEY CLAIMING THAT THEY ARE SUPERFUCKERS? 

I cannot find an appropriate still picture. view the show, see the  pumping.



A FEW POSTS BACK "LAMO BLANCO" WOULD BE A PERFECT FOIL FOR MY FIRST THOUGHT OF A TITLE FOR THIS POST. I CANNOT USE IT, "LAMO BLACK" WILL HAVE TO BE USED. MAKE YOUR OWN CHANGE, AS THE EGGLADIES SAY.


I HAVE SAID THIS MANY TIMES: I hope to do more work, pointing out where I think I saw the guitar music continue to play on the PA

when the guitarist's hand had actually stopped playing. I would also like to criticize the stupid repetitive  chanting that serves as a Lyric in Hip Hop.

As a rapper once admitted: Gotta have the Bling and the lights and the grabbing of penis and scrotum rigs because there is really not much else there. Other rappers think their chants are pure gold. I rap, "Vote", "Just like Russ" "Drug Money" ... 

*Postscript: On Bill Maher Real Time Friday March 18 2022 There are claims by the panel that the reanimation of the old Rappers was part of NBC`s scheme to show a New Prince of Bel Aire. 



 


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Friday, 21 January 2022

THE INCREDIBLE HEAVINESS OF JEALOUSY





YELLOW IS THE COLOR OF THE CARPING CRITICS!


THEY WISH TO DENY THE EMPIRICAL FACT THAT : CREATING ANYTHING IS "GENIUS" COMPARED TO ACCUSING INNOVATORS OF ANYTHING OF A FAULT.


NOTHING IS EVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE UNGOOD.


VAMPIRES, THEY WANT TO SUCK THE JOY OUT OF CREATIVITY, THEY HAVE NONE .


I AM ACCUSED OF BEING SELFISH WHEN I ACTUALLY RUE THE TERRIBLE MEMORY OF BEING DIVERTED FROM MY PAPER MACHE' AND MY LOST WAX CASTING, MY WRITING AND MY MUSIC, ALL FORESTALLED BY THE NEEDLESS  USELESS DRUDGERY OF NEVERENDING UNPAID WORK. 


I HAD TO GIVE UP WRITING AND MUSIC AND SKATING AND MOTORCYCLES AND SEX TO CATER TO MORONS.


IF I WAS NOT LUDICROUSLY FORCED TO DO WHAT I WOULD NEVER WILLINGLY DO BY FAMILY OR GOVERNMENT SOME LUNATIC WOULD STEAL OR BURN MY GOODS OR GET A HUGE HARASSMENT COLLUSION GOING TO "CLIP MY WINGS".


A LOCAL CRIMINAL GANG CREATED A DAMAGED HOMESTEAD BY STEALING THE TREES AND THE SOIL AND DIGGING HOLES AND DITCHES AND IMPORTING STUMPS AND TIRES FROM NEXT DOOR. THE HEAD REDNECK SAID "I SHOULD HATE YOU YOU LIVE IN THE HOUSE OF THE MAN WHO GOT US BUSTED".


I HAVE SPENT ALL THE TIME AND MONEY AND I HAVE HIRED MEN TO WORK HERE FOR FORTY YEARS  AND I STILL HAVE NOT MANAGED TO DEAL WITH THE RUIN THAT THEY CREATED TO PUNISH ME. RON SHAMBTOOKE AND RICK METCALFE JUMPED IN TO PROFIT FROM THE ARSON AND THE LAND RAPING.


THERE ARE SO MANY OBSTACLES TO CREATING ANYTHING NEW AND NICE. 

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FOCUS ALL OF MY ATTENTION AND EFFORTS ON MY ARTS AND ARTISANSHIP.

I SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN RIPPED OFF BY MY FAMILY WHO WANTED TO PREVENT THAT. 

NOR SHOULD I HAVE TO CONSTANTLY FIGHT FALSELY CONTRIVED RAIDS AND BUREAUCRATIC HARASSMENT. 

 



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Thursday, 13 January 2022

THERE IS A UNIVERSE OF MUSICAL WORLDS IN MY MIDI FILES




I POPPED THE HARD FLOPPY INTO THE SLOT INTO 

THE KURZWEIL 1 OF THE TWIN KURZWEILS'


4 AMP TRUE QUADROPHONIC RIG WHICH IS ALWAYS READY TO GO:   


  

                                          

Lindon Collard <lindoncollard@gmail.com>

1:08 AM (5 minutes ago)
to Rebecca
On my 2"x3'' screen "RadarGoingOff". I ran the sequenced Kurzweil Midi File 
and I played along.
There is an unusual control with modulation wheel use(I wish the Pitch 
benders worked. 
Touching them can detune a K2000, it's only flaw!)  
I sang in the weird  high nasal British Space Rock style.
I always leave the vocaL RIVERA RESEARCH STEREO COMBO set 
the same and I do more echo, 
distance etc with my voice.
I played extensive high note wavering harmonica, 
same Amp.









The song is a Roland Synth Guitar 
GR 707 number, but a Roland is 
complex to set up, takes too long  to do during 
Music Practice. 
I am set up with the 1971 Gibson Les Paul Custom 
"Black Beauty" with 2 Marshals, the big ones,  
Electric Mistress, Super Phaser, 
Mu Harmonics Mutone, Dan Electro, Big Muff,

all set and forget. I do the dynamic stuff by hand. Some effects are on 
one Amp, some on both. I do switch the Electric Mistress. 
Hendrix used a Wah Wah Pedal,
I set a Super Phaser but most other  effects are the same.

I have to fix something on my Rolands, both have a string five synth 
triggering problem but they are 
probably with their 10,000 variations on effects playable for 
:"You Have Got MY Radar Going Off".
I have 2 Identical Version 5 Roland Synth Guitars because 
nothing assures they will be around 
forever like two sets of parts in total. 2 G700 8 Pedal Editable 
from the Guitar! 2' x3' Modules and 
2  Beautiful Roland GR 707 Guitars which do Gibson Quality 
regular Guitar as well as the Synth 
Triggering 22 Pin Scsi. The Roland Triggers the Twin Kurzwiels by 
midi cord as well as the two effected Marshals, a 6 Amp rig as the Krz's 
have true quadraphonic with 4 Amps









The Black Beauty is personalized 
as an oversexed black 
woman in "Chocolate Ice Cream".

Think of me as Chocolate Ice Cream,
I'll go down so cool and smoothe.
" Darling" is an Album of Darlings. 

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You Have Got my Radar Going Off" 

is on Youtube somewhere 

It is not on the short album "Darling".

"She wears heavy perfume

You can always tell when "Darling"

is in the room."

Darling's presence was more than oliofactic.

"
Darling" 
  

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