Saturday 5 December 2020

ROCKET MAN RECYCLED




DAVID BOWIE'S WORK IS BEING SOLD TO BE USED IN COMMERCIALS, WHICH IS OK. 


I CANNOT SAY THAT I KNOW WHAT HE WOULD THINK.

Postscript: Now,  weeks later, there is another version of the same ad with similar music where a couple dances. This review is not of that video soundtrack.


What I can say is that the woman who sings about her sponsor in the advertisement does a perfect job of singing just like the Classic David Bowie Song ``Rocket Man`` should be sung. 


I see no harm. If you Watch TV you will probably hear it.


Here is a link to the original, which when it was released was very cool. 

My link would not Post. Google David Bowie "Rocket Man".

David Bowie - Rocket Man - YouTube

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Friday 16 October 2020

JACK WHITE HITS THE MARK


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I am pleased to declare that Jack White has done it on Saturday Night Live October 10, 2020.


The Hard Rock Bass and Drums only with a symphonic and orchestral mastery of tone and riffing expansively guitar does recreate the greatness of the Rock Band.


I remember that Jack danced as he played. I would do a similar choreography, which helps to keep time and rock the guitar on your fingers. He did not seem to use his whammy bar nor did I see him but once make an effects pedal change. White makes it happen through movement slinging the guitar on his fingertips, picking and sliding along the strings to create changes in tone and rhythm.


Jack White produced dynamic and relevant leads with an explosive onset and perfect return to the root progressions.


His voice is not up to the standard set with his guitar.   

Tuesday 8 September 2020

TO BE ABLE TO PLAY ALONG AND THEN TO LEAD A MOVEMENT AND THEN TO FLY FAR IN EXTEMPORIZATION AND THEN TO HAVE THE INSPIRATION TO WRITE LYRICS AND COMPOSE AND MELD THEM TOGETHER AND TO HAVE A MESSAGE

 

THERE IS A GREAT DESIRE TO SMOOTHE AND POLISH AND PORTRAY THE MESSAGE.


MUSICIANS LEARN AND UNDERSTAND AND FAITHFULLY REPRODUCE A MESSAGE.


WRITERS AND COMPOSERS CREATE A MESSAGE AND CONDUCT OR PERFORM THE MESSAGE WHICH INSPIRED THEM.


There is a feeling which accompanies musical performance. There is a wind at your back physically and thought is accelerated mentally and you are exhilirated  emotionally. When you are leading an extemporization or a musical interlude there is a sense of a dramatic and exciting emotion. 


I like to dance, dance while playing harmonica, dance with partners and dance while inventing music and writing lyrics. I will compose a piece and sequence it and dance and set different rythyms and time signatures and I will sing as I write lyrics. I keep the lyric sheets on the keyboard and rewrite lyrics as I practice.


Attending a Musical Trade school or being a sideman produces a different musician.  I do not know if they experience the heady feelings felt by those of us who are driven to play by an internal muse. If you make it to the big light show stages there are heady feelings as you perform and crowds roar. Fame must be wildly heady. 


The act of authorship as I write a song has a satisfaction like to pronouncing a difficult string of words or balancing a stack of dishes or cooking a great dish.    A balance is held and a theme is faithfully followed and a vision builds in my mind.


DELICIOUS IMAGININGS CAN COME IN TO MY MIND LIKE A MOVIE OR ART COME TO LIFE. I WILL PORTRAY THE IMAGININGS AND EXPAND ON THE VISIONS AND THE SOUNDS AND PERFORM THEM. THIS IS THE MOST PROFOUND EXPERIENCE IN SONGWRITING I BELIEVE.



Much of the music I invent is produced by playing a sequence of chords over and over with small changes until a bar of the new musical creation seems to be developed enough to record and play along with to recall it and keep working on it in the past and for a quarter century, fortunately at the first perfect birth of the musical movement I CAN sequence it. I can play along and develop or computer enhance and alter the new music and continue to play along with it or add to it.


Writing an Ablum is even more deeply metaphysical and driven by emotion with intense feeling as I voyage deeper into a new world of musical creation. 

IT IS MINDBLOWING I LOVE THE FEELING OF HAVING MY MIND BLOWN LIKE THIS.


THAT IS WHY I DID IT AND WHY I DO IT.

Sunday 16 August 2020

I WAS FLUID, NON-DESTRUCTIVE, ALWAYS FINDING A WAY TO KEEP ON WITH MY PURSUIT OF MUSIC AND WRITING JOBS. NONE OF MY ACTIVITIES COULD EVER HURT ANYONE.


PERHAPS I MIGHT FALL ON SOMEONE?


I have made it clear to all and sundry that I am seriously crippled and virtually  incapable of inflicting damage on anyone or anything. I will collapse under almost any pressure. I have Shell Shock, Tonic Immobility, Collapse Immobility.



My way of dealing with most situations after my December 1986 accident injury was to find some way to quietly and on my own recover from injury and try to procure myself a job which would satisfy my artistic and creative inclinations.


Again, I think of the 1974 Jewellery Factory procedures, I rolled around on chairs, all alone at the factory almost always. My employees came to work at a different time than I did in the first few years. It is five thirty am, in Downtown  Vancouver; the Harris Platinum Torch throws foot long 3500* flames in red and blue, the steam machine is hissing, the kiln is roaring and the door is locked.

 

Casting Time at Advanded Method Jewellery Manufacturing, I did not think I would miss it when I sold the Factory. I did not like the selling job which had to be done but casting the multiple objects was very satisfying. Artisan and Artist, I love doing what I do, not menial forced labor. Picture is similar to my casting gear.Image result for centrifugal casting





  

I still have factory equipment, I hope that most of it is still there. As I lay virtually paralyzed a few years back theives took a number of items that I know are gone. 



I made contact with many Artists and Musicians. Russell Smith was a Silversmith, a Chief, who had to make a precious gift for each member of his Tribe on his Inaugeration. He invited me to play with his Indian Rockabilly Band at the notoroius Skid Row Bar, The Marr Hotel; I did. The factory connected me.


Writing was main thing that I did besides the continual meeting with different musicians and learning how to play their music, what they had written and what they had learned. Harmonica is not generally a foundational musical movement establishment instrument. It can be structural but it is generally decorative. 


At certain points in the year there would be little or no work for me at the factory.


I would concentrate on my music which did not garner respect but instead there was  condemnation; I was crazy or on an ego trip. I had played harmonica since 1968 constantly. If I had still been at UNB or had my inherited money with which I was going to buy a small Hotel, my Harmonica efforts would be praised.


There are persons who despite being useless, dumb and non productive will use any characteristic or activity of other persons to drag them down, make them less than the zero they the carping accusers are. Anything possible would be used to defame men like myself to Police.

 

Practice at music is at an Art that could be very interesting and lucerative. I had practiced and performed for twenty five years by 1990.


 

This is a list of  Artistic, Musical and Writing artifacts lost in the fire in 1980. Not to mention the Paintings, Collages and Paper Maché Art.


I had 144 Hohner Diatonic Harmonicas, stocked as they wear out often. 

I had an excellent Church Organ, and an Ace Tone Electric Piano, not excellent. 

I had a 1957 Fender Jazz Master in Fender Factory Custom Metalflake Green with a real Tortise Shell Pick Guard. It had a Fender Vibrolux Amplifier.

I had a 1949 Kalamazoo Slide Guitar, made by Gibson, with its matching Amplifier. There was a Violin, a Ukellale and German and Italian Accordions.

I had three really neat Amplifiers equipped with Altec Lansing and JBL speakers. 

My gut string Classical guitar my Aunt got me from Mexico, my  Kay Jumbo Steel String guitar was top of the line with Abalone Inlay which the Jazz had too.


Until 1990, I had not written anything since the 1980 arson destroyed my musical instruments, all of the tapes of original music and every single thing I had written.


There were probably only a few songs, but I had written both prose and poetry, trying that difficult task the writer has to shift to long screen plays and novels.

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EVERYTHING I HAD OWNED WAS GONE AND MY WIFE HAD TAKEN OVER THE HOUSE RE-BUILD AND FAMILY BUSINESS BY THREATENING DIVORCE TO BANKRUPT ME. SHE IS SO DUMB AND CRAZY THAT THE HOUSE IS IN AN ACTUAL WATER FILLED HOLE, I AM PENNILESS,IN RAGS AND I HAVE ONLY A SMASHED UP CAR TO DRIVE.

 

I was saddened to despair, I was going to Vancouver with no food money and not much gas, putting a driving look on my face:

 

*You are All Smiling and Happy,* my wife said.  *I am going to wipe the smile off of your face.*


The ex wife appealed to Lawyers, Police, Courts, and the CRD. She needed me out of my studio and on the street. She claimed the shed was to be her bakery.


I am overruled with my sole ownership of my property and my twenty five years practicing at Harmonica. SHE HAD THE OVERWHELMING NECESSITY AND HAD SO MUCH INVESTED IN HER ONLY JOB. SHE HAD TO BE IN CHARGE OF A MAJOR BUSINESS OR I WOULD BE DIVORCED AND CUT OUT OF MY FATHER'S WILL. Her 4 years of experience trumped  25 years of mine. She lost everything I owned. I owed more than my home my only asset. She  continued her extortion, generating lawyer's letters which reflect criminal intent.


Trixie Dashevsky or Betty Dash or Betty Collard I do not know what her legal name would be.


Her four year ninety five thousand dollar failure in business would necessitate giving her my property; she needed it for business. She got $30,000. instead in cash at Tyler Luccies Office. She and her Lawyer agreed to go away forever, she had a debt but got a payment instead and lost it in her next business effort. She, had she gotten any possession of my property would have borrowed against it to keep her business afloat and she would have lost my property.


SHE GOT THE WRONG IDEA WHEN I OFFERED TO BUILD HER A HOME AS AN INDUCEMENT TO  STOP TRYING TO PUT ME OUT OF MY HOUSE ON THE STREET AND BADLY CRIPPLED. I WAS WILLING TO DO THAT TO HOUSE MY CHILDREN. I WAS GOING TO STRUCTURE THE DEAL SO SHE COULD NOT BORROW AND LOSE THE CHILDREN'S HOUSE.


I DID NOT WILLINGLY OFFER ANYTHING ELSE. SHE DEMANDED AND GOT $30000. INSTEAD. SHE AND HER LAWYER PLANNED TO DEFRAUD WELFARE. SHE DEMANDED THE MONEY IN CASH. SHE WAS SURE THAT SHE WAS A BUSINESS WHIZ  ( BRUCE LOGAN LAUNDERED IT.)

 

I WAS CONCERNED, BUT SHE SAID IT WAS NOT UNCOMMON FOR TYLER LUCCIES TO RECEIVE CASH AT HIS OFFICE. HEY, IF HER LAWYER NOW A JUDGE IS THERE IT HAS TO BE LEGITIMATE, RIGHT.

 

There is a letter, perhaps it is an affidavit, that she will not get any more money.


THEN MY EX WIFE AND HER LAWYER REFUSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS. REALLY: YOU MAKE A DEAL WITH HER WITH HER LAWYER THERE IN HIS OFFICE AND IT IS NOT AN ACTUAL SETTLEMENT!

 


I DID NOT KNOW THIS I THOUGHT SHE HAD ACTUALLY SETTLED SO I MOVED ON WITHOUT CONFRONTATION. INSTEAD: SHE EXTORTED ME. "THIS IS BLACKMAIL" SHE SAID AT HER LAWYER'S OFFICE.


I CRIED TIME AND TIME AGAIN, PENNILESS AFTER I GAVE HER AND MY MOTHER THE MONEY I COULD HAVE BOUGHT CLOTHES OR SHOES WITH. PEOPLE SCORNED ME, I REMENBER TEENAGERS MOCKING ME BECAUSE MY SECOND HAND PANTS WERE TOO SHORT.


I WOULD BE SMASHED INTO IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND I LOOKED SO POOR THAT NO ONE CARED AND POLICE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST ME BECAUSE I LOOKED LIKE I WAS FROM THE UNDERCLASS.



PENNILESS, HUNTED BY POLICE AS WELL, I GOT OUT MY HARMONICAS TO START OVER AND TO TRY TO RESUME  MY MUSICAL PROJECTS IN 1990. 


I HAD BEEN ENSLAVED AT MY WIFE'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND THEN I WAS EXTORTED TO GROW MARIJUANA AND HAD TO GIVE "UNDER THE TABLE" PAYMENTS TO HER AND MY MOTHER.



 
















 



Tuesday 11 August 2020

TO PLAY ALONG AND THEN TO LEAD A MOVEMENT AND THEN TO FLY FAR IN EXTEMPORIZATION AND THEN TO HAVE THE INSPIRATION TO WRITE LYRICS AND COMPOSE AND MELD THEM TOGETHER AND TO HAVE A MESSAGE

THERE IS A GREAT DESIRE TO SMOOTHE AND POLISH AND PORTRAY THE MESSAGE.


MUSICIANS LEARN AND UNDERSTAND AND FAITHFULLY REPRODUCE A MESSAGE.


WRITERS AND COMPOSERS CREATE A MESSAGE AND CONDUCT OR PERFORM THE MESSAGE WHICH INSPIRED THEM.


There is a feeling which accompanies musical performance. There is a wind at your back physically and thought is accelerated mentally and you are exhilirated  emotionally. When you are leading an extemporization or a musical interlude there is a sense of a dramatic and exciting emotion. 


I like to dance, dance while playing harmonica, dance with partners and dance while inventing music and writing lyrics. I will compose a piece and sequence it and dance and set different rythyms and time signatures and I will sing as I write lyrics. I keep the lyric sheets on the keyboard and rewrite lyrics as I practice.


Attending a Musical Trade school or being a sideman produces a different musician.  I do not know if they experience the heady feelings felt by those of us who are driven to play by an internal muse. If you make it to the big light show stages there are heady feelings as you perform and crowds roar. Fame must be wildly heady. 


The act of authorship as I write a song has a satisfaction like to pronouncing a difficult string of words or balancing a stack of dishes or cooking a great dish.    A balance is held and a theme is faithfully followed and a vision builds in my mind.


DELICIOUS IMAGININGS CAN COME IN TO MY MIND LIKE A MOVIE OR ART COME TO LIFE. I WILL PORTRAY THE IMAGININGS AND EXPAND ON THE VISIONS AND THE SOUNDS AND PERFORM THEM. THIS IS THE MOST PROFOUND EXPERIENCE IN SONGWRITING I BELIEVE.



Much of the music I invent is produced by playing a sequence of chords over and over with small changes until a bar of the new musical creation seems to be developed enough to record and play along with to recall it and keep working on it in the past and for a quarter century, fortunately at the first perfect birth of the musical movement I CAN sequence it. I can play along and develop or computer enhance and alter the new music and continue to play along with it or add to it.


Writing an Ablum is even more deeply metaphysical and driven by emotion with intense feeling as I voyage deeper into a new world of musical creation. 

IT IS MINDBLOWING I LOVE THE FEELING OF HAVING MY MIND BLOWN LIKE THIS.


THAT IS WHY I DID IT AND WHY I DO IT.


 



Tuesday 4 August 2020

STATEMENTS AGAINST ONE'S OWN INTEREST

WHEN PEOPLE REACH DOWN AND TELL YOU WHERE IT IS AT AND HOW SCREWED OR LOST YOU ARE THEY ARE UTTERING STATEMENTS AGAINST THEIR OWN INTEREST SETTING UP THEIR OWN CONVICTION. 


The statements to demean you declare a criminal intent when you are hampered.  All hampering is malfeasance and therefore that is a criminal offence.


The opposite of what the intention of the statement can result. For Instance.


"He is crazy he thinks he is going to be a Rock Star." That statement conveys the information that the speaker knows that I have an intent to be a successful musical performer.

THE WORDS "ROCK STAR" HAD NOT EVER BEEN SPOKEN NOR WRITTEN BY MYSELF BEFORE 2000. I certainly never said that was to be.

This shows that the statement was "made up". Persons demeaning hard practicing musicians used "Rock Star"as a pejorative term.


I had not spoken of anything but desiring to write and to perform and that I sought to be employed as a musician. I did not even know how lucrative that was. I enjoyed practicing and working on arrangement and performing much more than the hard and long labours I was forced to undertake by my wife and my sibling family. They "Took Me Down" and I worked for no pay for decades.


THEY STOLE EVERYTHING I HAD. I THINK THEY FELT JUSTIFIED STEALING MAIL AND INHERITANCES AND DEFAMING ME; AFTER ALL I WAS CRAZY THOUGHT I...






The statement conveys information that the speaker is opposed to my own determination of what I will do. The statement gives clues about how the speaker will hamper me.


RCMP Constable Champagne said " We are going to put an end to all the fun here". That was about music practice and admits I had practiced previously.  The statement declares an intent to end my business and artistic project. The choice of the demeaning to a practicing musician "Fun" indicates Champagne's criminal disregard for my livelihood and financial plans and my Charter Rights.

 

Postscript September 7 2020: The finest thing in my life was my Music Project.    Surely, one would think, any Musical Creation Endeavor would be beyond reproach. It was the declared project of Family Members and absurdly, Police as well, to "Put an end to the Fun" said RCMP Champagne.

ALL WHO SEEK TO HAMPER ARE CRIMINALS. WHO AND WHAT ARE THESE INSANE PERSONS WHO THINK THEY SHOULD BE IN CHARGE OF MY ACTIVITIES?




 

Monday 27 July 2020

BE READY TO DROP OUT OF ORBIT ANYTIME


From the Album "Darling" a still picture from " Darling Space Girl "which is animated twice on Youtube Collard Creations Channel. I like the real Space Girl one better than the Dance Version.

Check out "Chocolate Ice Cream" where I imagine a beautiful, erotic black woman's song. I just had a Flash of flashback, I saw her dark white rimmed eyes, her nostrils widened, she breathed deeply, her cheeks smiled; she moved towards me her mouth open, enthusiastic and amused.

"Darling" the title song " She wears heavy perfume. Everybody knows when Darling is in the room. She is a sexual predator,... I am her willing victim."

WHEN I AM WRITING AN ALBUM I AM IN A UNIQUE WORLD DIFFERENT FROM THE WORLD WHERE WE NAVIGATE RULES.


THE CRITICISM OF MYSELF WHEN I WAS IN THE NECESSARY DIFFERENT WORLD WHERE THE CREATION OF NEW MATERIAL COULD OCCUR IS LOW AMD MEAN AND BOORISH AND NOT A REASON TO SAY I AM CRAZY.



Every sociopathic hamperer reaches for the crazy shaming hogwash, dishonestly and hypocritically vetting the content of song for anything "off the wall" for instance. That is what original song writing is about. Composing and writing lyrics cannot conform to old hackneyed norms demanded by uncultured martinets.



What made me think of this? I saw the Half Moon tonight and I recalled the Lyric from Imperial Ways `` The half Moon was flying overhead though the sun was brightly shining`` . That was a science fictional album. Lyrics in the book, tapes of all songs in the vault and an animation of `Reckless Doubles`` music video on Youtube. I was in London, the stenographer I hired came to the ATM with me, I wanted to show her how my bank card worked instantly (British did not) and I realized that she was frightened, probably thought I believed my own fabrication.



WHAT REALLY BROUGHT THIS OUT WAS THAT I WAS IN THE TAPE VAULT AND I SAW `THE  GREASY FOX`` AND `SEX KITTEN`` MY ASS OF A BROTHER COMMENTED ``I AM TIRED OF HEARING HOW HOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS`` I WONDER WHAT PEOPLE MIGHT SAY ABOUT MY ROMAN CATHOLIC INSPIRED ``IMPURE THOUGHTS``.


I AM IN MY STUDIO ON MY PROPERTY BEHIND A HUNDRED FEET OF TREES IN THE WORLD OF WHAT ALBUM I AM WORKING IN AND I HAVE TO HEAR A SOCIOPATHIC MORON FROM POLICE OR BY-LAW KICKING MY DOORS IN AND THEN BE RESPECTFUL OF AND ACT IN  A DEFFERENTIAL MANNER, I HAVE TO COME DOWN OUT OF MY CREATIVE UNIVERSE AND KISS THE PIG`S ASS.



GET REAL TERRIBLE AUTHORITARIAN MONSTERS. ENFORCEMENT IS NOT PARAMOUNT TO EVERY HUMAN ACT. YOU, THE POLICE , BY-LAW, HECTORING RELATIVES ARE CRIMINALLY INSANE.

















Thie is a TAPED IN1998 SONG ANIMATED IN 2009

Thursday 16 July 2020

What happened to Politic Rocker

FAMILY BOORS LOOM @blogspot THE FAMILY BOORLOOMS Youtube Channel ( most circa 2010 ) blog.

I have loaded a number of FAMILY BOORLOOMS VIDEOS ON THIS BLOG CHECK FOR THEM BY CLICKING ON FAMILY BOORS LOOM AT THE TOP RIGHT OF THE COVER PAGE WHICH COMES UP.  


https://familyboorlooms.blogspot.com/2020/07/family-boorlooms-youtube-channel-since_16.html

THIS LINK SHOULD TAKE YOU TO FAMILY BOORLOOMS Youtube Channel 

https://www.youtube.com/user/FAMILYBOORLOOMS


HERE IS A LINK TO LIVE ROCK CRITIC SPOKEN BLOGS

CLICK ON " VIDEOS " AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE



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Saturday 11 July 2020

THE WHITE GUY IN TWEEDS

CASUAL TWEEDS, NOT THESE TWEEDS, STYLING TWEEDS.

The Guide to Tweed – Permanent Style

IT COULD BE ASSUMED THAT I WAS NOT LISTENING 


That is not really true. Reprises of everything replay all the time the speech or music comes to mind. Fragments of almost anything can be conjured by an event, a color, a sound, a shadow or a smell or a breeze, reprised in color. There could be a cinematographic reprise where there was only sound or picture in the original "Real Real".


Fragments of a Drake Tape I accidentally overheard play for an instant and then cease like the old vinyl records when you touched the needle down in the wrong groove. The word "groove" triggers a reprise of my song written for a black female fox, got to be a Full Race Fox, my song, CHOCOLATE ICECREAM. One line sings "I will spin you round and round in my Groove".


She sings, I can see her, it is dark, she is black, but the eyes and the teeth and the glistening lips shine in the blacknesss "Think of me as CHOCOLATE ICECREAM, I `ll go down so cool and smooth.`` The song is recorded and sequenced and I might do it live on YouTube, I will check and try to slip it on.




Your audio performance of white guy rap evokes a vision of an archtypical British Aristocrat, many of whom are Socialists and Social Justice Advocates. The White Guy in Tweeds leaning on the piano, the Jag, the songstress, looks the same, Socialist or Socially Privleged, casual relaxed slowly quirkily enunciating his speech, in no hurry, he kows he is always allowed to finish.


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The Tweeds I would say should look expensive, the tie must absolutely be selected in a tour de force of artictic appreciation and haberdashery. I had 20 silk shirts. Playing HarmonicAQ you sweat and change shirts often. Cotton gets wet and heavy while the silk clings accentuating the expanded chest and the small waist of the Live Rock Dancer. You do not have to dance to do White Aristocrat in Tweeds Rap, you have to lounge, elegant, relaxed and calm.Tweed suit | Well dressed men, Mens outfits, Tweed suits



I HAD 100 TIES, FOR VIDEO AND PHOTOGRAPHIC AND COURT USE. 

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HERE IS THE SUIT FOR RELAXED ARISTOCRATIC WHITE GUY RAP



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Monday 22 June 2020

LAUREL CANYON WOULD HAVE BEEN FERTILE GROUND

THE WASTELAND OF WASTRELS AND NEERDOWELLS

The reflected light of the Wasters illuminates with a garish beam of defamation.

The Artist and Writer and Musician would be subject to scrutiny and judgement as if he was motivated by the same crass and self indulgent, self agrandized, self important greed, egotism and indolence as the pleasure seeking Wastrels. There is no Fertile Ground with the non-creative, they scoff at and depreciate Writers, Artists and Musicians who need the Fertile Ground of a Laurel Canyon.


With neighbors and friends who were also pursuing some Creative Endeavour, there would be appreciative audiences and parallell Art and music Projects happening and they would not be making fake 911 calls to nail the family member, acquaintence or neighbor for making noise at Music Practice or creating Art theyall thod was CRAZY! AND THERE WERE ALWAYS THE DOPE POLICE to send in to look for a roach they could kill a Rock and Roll Band with. Or the ex-wife and her lawhore Tyler Luccies letter demanding a list of and preparation of sale of my musical instruments to get money for my ex-wife who had lost the marriage a fortune, she had no share of anything I had left. 


PUTZ LUCCIES AND TRIXIE DASHEVSKY WERE GOING TO SELL MY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS WHICH THEY TRIED TO SEIZE PREVIOUSLY


THESE PEOPLE ARE BARBARIANS SALTING THE SOIL


 I WORKED AT THE CANADIAN NATIONAL RAILWAY UNTIL 1970

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I drove this 1969 Norton Commando S when I worked there.

Norton Commando S 1969 ( Sold ) | Classic Motorbikes


A fellow worker eyed my motorcycle and said to me in an incredulous yowl: 

" You must be like a King among the Hippies with the Harmonica and that Motorcycle. " 

I accurately replied:  " I am a very junior Harmonica Player where I hang out. Many of the other Musicians have played in and had their own Bands and some of them owned their own Bars or Night Clubs in the United States."


I think that my working at a second unpaid job trying to be a Musician would be a damn good reason to resent me and sabotage my employment for unambitious untalented Wastrels who think it would be very gratifying to shut me down.


Contemporaneously, another Wastrel and Neerdowell repeatedly contacts me refuting what I publish, saying, "Liake I don't remember thaat" Senility at first will produce memory loss and active lashing out but eventually it will anethesize.


Saturday 20 June 2020

LAUREL CANYON ON HBO

COULD LAUREL CANYON HAVE SURVIVED IN CANADA?

MY HOUSE ON CRESCENT ISLAND HAD A NAME WHICH I FOUND OUT JUST NOW " BURRVILLA".

What a cool name Laurel Canyon Canada would have had, had it happened.

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This is a picture of the Burr House on Crescent Island before I had it in the mid 1970`s.

When I had it it was still on Crescent Island with a nice 7 acre woodland grown up in front of it.

It was not nearly as nice as Laurel Canyon but the South FRASER  RIVER was out front and you could be back in downtown Vancouver in twenty minutes or walk on the dikes and the sandbars all the way to Steveston but on a different tree covered sandbar with an old fish shack road on it.


I WAS THERE A LOT, RECOVERING FROM BEING VIRTUALLY PARALYZED. MUSICIANS WOULD DROP BY.  SUNDAYS I WOULD ARRANGE TO HAVE ENOUGH MUSICIANS TO COME OUT WHEN I WAS ABLE TO HOST THE SPACE JAM. MY HOUSE WAS GIVEN TO ANTIQUE DEALER AND FAKER LANG FOR ONE DOLLAR ENDING MYSELF AND ALL OF MY MUSICAL CONNECTIVITY IN LATE 1978.


I moved to Otter Point to the cheapest ten acre lot and house I could find which was not too far from the cities of Victoria and Vancouver and had to finish it myself. I thought I was going to ride my Black Combat Norton Commando with the metal seven gallon tank, a beautiful motorcycle to Vancouver which was a $2 Ferry fare and $4 for me,to continue my Music and Art Connectivity.

Opposition was present here on the ground, the Otter Point Redneck Mafia stole and burnt everything I had: jewelery inventory and factory and 144 Hohner Harmonicas (they wear out fast when played hard) my 1951 Fender Super Amp and my keyboard Amp, my Church Organ, 1949 Kalamazoo Slide Guitar and its Amplifier and the fabulous 1957 Fender Jazzmaster, Green Metal Flake with Abalone  Inlay on the Maple on Mahogany neck with a real Tortise Shell pick guard. The end of a plan to head back to Vancouver and start an Original Band.


I was possessionless and homeless with only a fire insurance claim instead of, well, everything.

Married for only 22 months my ex-wife got together with Lawhores and she would get nothing but I would lose everything to legal fees and she and the lawhores of course did not care if we ended up homeless and that was just the beginning of having to be ruled by a Crazy Woman again.


If the house at Otter Point would have been in a culture like that of Laurel Canyon, it is worse in Canada with more up Redneck Artist Haters and the really badly Criminally Insane RCMP.


The local Police here consider music practice to not be work but some deliberate attempt to offend and annoy the neighbors and say   'WE ARE GOING TO PUT AN END TO THE FUN HERE " and we don*t care sbout your music career which means they (POLICE) do care.


Sooke RCMP contacted US Authorities and Criminally Insane hamperer Champagne said " Now he will not be able to perform in the States ( or United States )."

My wife says  Hès crazy, he thinks he is going to be a Rock Star. My brother Andrew said who wants their brother prancing around on Stage playing harmonica and Mother said if she ever heard of my even speaking of playing harmonica she would take my Father's money from me.

In the Spirit of Ignorance and Envy my brother Andrew said:

" You have too much Hubris, the Gods will punish you ."         

Then he did punish me as if he was a God, the signature act of a person who was demonstrating Hubris is to think that they are Gods.

Mother had already taken all of my own and inherited money three times. All of it. My brother and my sister and my wife and my mother ripped me off and a large part of the motivation was to stop my doing music. They hated it and me.


Police never hesitated to try to jail and fine and dispossess me and so many people took a crack at finally being able to get me for something that I have Shell Shock or Tonic Immobility or Collapse Immobility or Swayback. I feel like I have turned to water and flow right down to the ground and I remain Virtually Paralyzed. View video of Tonic Immobility where two men have to hold the victim up with no clothing on ( clothing can be an irritant?)  and the back arched, well, like mine is at its' worst. 

THEY  DID NOT SUCCED IN GETTING ME AND MY HOUSE BUT THEY SURE AS HELL MADE SURE NO FORM OF LAUREL CANYON WOULD HAPPEN HERE AND THEY ALERTED AND MOTIVATED POLICE SO I COULD NOT GO TO ANY LAUREL CANYON ANYWHERE ELSE.


I had inherited literally Millions which the relatives stole which would have finaced a limited form of Laurel Canyon. It does make me wonder:

Would Laurel Canyon have been able to survive in Canada with our worse than in the USA Police and Family Bigots, Haters, Thieves and Psychotic Sociopaths.

My Website has a few of the many songs I preserved by recording many more on Youtube.

LINDON COLLARD.com. I would like to put more tunes on my website but I have to lay down.







Tuesday 26 May 2020

DRUNKY COCAMOVISION ALL BLOG POST

Tuesday, 26 May 2020

CARNIVAL SIDESHOW ECONOMY

SELFISH AND FRIVILOUS THE PRECEPTS OF CAPITALISM CREATE UNNECESSARY DOWNTURNSA Row Of Carnival Games At A Busy Fairground Editorial Stock Photo ...




In a manner like to having a grifter's attraction in a travelling carney convoy the previously functioning economy caused citizens to be involved in an uncertain uncaring financial game where the necessities of life could vanish at any time.

There are innumerable ways where individuals would have nothing left to provide themselves with the necessities of life because they made imprudent decisions or because they were the victims of criminal exploitation. 


Decouple the selfish and frivilous Carney Economy from the Real Commonwealth Economy which provides the necessities of life. 


Run the Real Commonwealth Economy on a Universal Provision of the Necessities of Life basis while Gambling Dens and Hair Salons and Porche Dealerships would participate in a traditional digital metering monetary system.


If you did not have any marbles to play with you might not be able to play Black Jack or Porche but you could never end up homeless or starving.


At this present time when in the Pandemic Emergency funds are being handed out people do not want to take jobs. That is because it is an "either -  or" situation; funding should be universal for the necessities of life or ideally those necessities would be distributed in a manner which was not part of a selfish and frivilous non-necessity monetary system.


The Real Commonweath Economy would provide an incentive to earn a little to be able to peuchase non necessities or to earn a lot to play Black Jack or Porche because every bit of anything earned would be on top of the necessities of life support and distribution; every bit of everything earned would be extra.


PEOPLE ARE BEING DAMAGED BY WORRY AND UNCERTAINTY AS THEIR NECESSITIES OF LIFE ARE THREATENED BY THE IMPENDING DOOM OF ECONOMIC COLLAPSE, UNEMPLOYMENT AND GOVERNMENT DEFICITS AND GOVERNMENT DEBT.


DECOUPLE THE DISTRIBUTION OF THE NECESSITIES OF LIFE FROM THE SELFISH AND FRIVILOUS GAMBLING, SHILLING AND GRIFTING.

POSTSCRIPT: MANY PEOPLE ARE MOTIVATED TO WORK DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY ARE NOT PAID TO DO THAT WORK. ARTISTS AND MUSICIANS AND PEOPLE WHO CREATE AN EXTRAORDINARY GARDEN AT THEIR HOMES ARE NOT PAID, WORKING TO INCREASE PROPERTY VALUE OR BE ROCK STARS, PERHAPS, BUT NOT LIKELY.



WITH ALL OF YOUR NECESSITIES OF LIFE ASSURED WHAT ABOUT PITCHING IN WITH YOUR SKILLS TO AID THE COMMONWEALTH ECONOMY NECESSITIES OF LIFE FOR ALL PEOPLE? WOULD THAT NOT BE GOOD.

I PROPOSE HONOR AND DIGNITY AND FREEDOM FROM FEAR BE GRANTED TO EVERY PERSON AND I HOPE THAT YOU ARE ABLE TO RISE TO THAT LEVEL.Americans flock to free clinics run by retired British cowboy, 81 ...

ALL OF THESE RETIRED BRITISH PHYSICIANS ARE WORKING AT A FREE CLINIC FOR FREE AND THEY DO NOT HAVE TO WORK BUT DO