RECKLESS DOUBLES

RECORDED "LIVE" ON TAPE IN 1993 AND ANIMATED IN 2009. 

MY STYLE "ROCK HARP" I USED TO CALL IT. NOW I AM AWARE

OF THE PROPER NOMENCLATURE. ROCK HARMONICIST I AM.

I HAVE BETTER SOUND COMING SOON, SOON ON YOUTUBE.

PERFORM IN THE STYLE OF:

WHEN I WENT TO THE YALE TO PLAY I MIGHT ANNOUNCE "TONIGHT I AM GOING TO PLAY IN THE STYLE OF" SONNY BOY WILLIAMSON OR JAMES COTTON OR THE MOST RADICAL BLACK HARMONICIST, MY FAVORITE EMULATION, LITTLE WALTER.

LITTLE WALTER HAD A CRACKLE IN HIS SOUND THAT WAS HARD TO EMULATE, ONLY A PROPERLY SET UP AMPLIFIER COULD DO THAT. 

I have all my notes and some of my Amps have the colored paint dots used live on stage to set up to do the various artist's sounds. 

THEN I BECAME MORE CRIPPLED AND I COULD NOT CARRY MY AMPS SO I SWITCHED TO THE STRAIGHT INTO THE PA STYLE WHICH I USED WITH 6000 WATT PA's A FEW TIMES. 

I FORSWORE THE BLUES AND I SAID I PLAYED ROCK HARP AND I DID.

  

HONEST TO GOD I JUST EMAILED THIS TO JOHN HORGAN, BRITISH COLUMBIA PREMIER, WHO IS MY MLA WHO DOES NOTHING OF THE CONSTITUENT SERVICES I REQUIRE.

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Email: Lindon Collard <lindoncollard@gmail.com> 8:01 AM (4 minutes ago) to John Lindon Collard 4129 Otter Point Road Sooke BC V9Z0K2 250 642 7087 has not been included  inadvertently or as well when email chains developed as a result of emailing the recipients.      The email service will suggest multiple addressee's and I think thus you have been on an email  chain accidentally allowed to execute it's spreading. It is possible that your automatic reply and filtering has rejected email which was meant to be  addressed to you. Only you, only you, can provide Constituent help and provide significant service. It is possible that email meant for other persons arrived at your service. No Problem! All of everything I wrote is for  everyone to read everywhere and anywhere! DO NOT WORRY IF ANY OF MY EMAIL WAS MISSED, I WILL BE SURE TO GET IT ALL TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.  ************************************************************************************************************** This is new email for you to ruminate upon and consider performing your constituent duties. I first asked Harold Turnham, representing god knows who because ICBC failed to sign off on my suit to be represented by Turnham in the required time frame, for $10 Million. Then I in the early 2000's demanded $50 Million for loss of career as a "musician and businessman". By the time I wrote and taped, videoed, animated too, 2000 music compositions or songs I was  demanding from 2015 or possibly earlier:  $500 Million Dollars based on the earnings of  similarly skilled Musician-Composer-Performers  such as David Bowie or Bob Dylan. When I did Video as well as performance I began  to demand $550 Million Dollars for loss of career  as a musician, Composer, Performer and  Videographer. I just wrote a brand new song which I will  rehearse and publish on Youtube.  "Welcome To The Bottom" worked so well and  I even danced to it for a few seconds at a time.  The rhythm and cadence are my impression of WHAT TO PLAY OFF OF AMY  WINEHOUSE`S FAMOUS VOCAL RIFF `` OH NO, NO, NO``.  Do you remember it.  $600 Million Dollars is what I will be suing for.  ``Individual and several liability undiminished by apportionment``means everyone involved will be held  responsible and made to remedy everything.   $600 Million each from each and every player.

LAMO LAMO ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE ORIGINALLY AIRED NOVEMBER 6 2022. I SAW IT JUST NOW. DID ED SHEERAN'S SONGS RIPEN TO A GREATER SHADE OF LAME?

ED SHEERAN WAS SO LAME I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT IT.

NO PICTURES, YOU CAN VIEW MISTER LAMO  AND THE FAT COSTUMOS  ON YOUTUBE.

I  DO NOT LIKE THE HUGE FAT LEGS AND ASSES AND I CAN HARDLY BEAR THE SIGHT OF ED SHEERAN. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I DO NOT LIKE ABOUT SHEERAN, I AM REPULSED BY SOMETHING ABOUT HIM..

LIKE THE SINGING 1050'S FOURSOMES OF COLLEGE BOYS ON FOLK, HE WAS JUST STRUMMING ALONG WEAKLY SINGING A SONG.

I VIEWED A FEW BITS OF THE COMEDY SKETCHES WHICH I DID NOT FIND VERY FUNNY NOR WITTY AND I ACTUALLY COULD NOT STAND TO VIEW ANY MORE.

SAWEETIE PERFORMED, TALKING FAST WITH THE BAND CHOKED OUT BEHIND HER; SHE REPEATED AND REPEATED AND REPEATED OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

ANOTHER HEAVILY COSTUMED FAT SHAKER SANG IN SPANISH, MUMBLING WITH AN EVEN MORE CHOKED OUT BAND. THERE WAS NO DYNAMIC MUSIC.

ED SHEERAN OUT LAMED ALL OF THEM.

LAMO, LAMO, HE'S LAME LAME LAME.

I KNOW: SHEERAN  PRACTICES A GENRE CALLED "SMALTZ FOLK FUSION"!

LAMO FRANCO

I WATCHED DUNE, I AM PRETTY SURE.

I FELL ASLEEP THREE TIMES, REWINDING FAITHFULLY AND ACCURATELY BUT NOW I WONDER, DID I MISS THE  GOOD PARTS?

I WILL PICK IT UP ON THE DVR AGAIN TO BE SURE.

THERE IS A GLARING FLAW IN THE ANDROGYNOUS SENSITIVO WIMP CAST IN THE STARRING ROLE.

DUNE HAS A VERY SPARSE PLOT. A NUMBER OF STUPID FIGHTS ARE TO DESIGNED TO PROVIDE DRAMA AND SUSPENSE BUT THEY DO NOT. 

I AM A FAN OF SCIENCE FICTION FILMS. THERE ARE FEATURES OF INNOVATION AND ELABORATE ALIEN TABLEAUX AND FUTURISTIC MACHINERY AND SPACECRAFT IN THE MOVIES I ENJOYED THE MOST.

So what was missing from DUNE? Maybe that is it, "So what?" Villeneuve relies on ominous science fictiony music with nothing happening that is of the genre, the scene could be from any kind of movie. The much touted as up for awards film did win a number of awards but not the important, am I right? Best Picture and Best Adaptation of a screenplay or a novel. 

Perhaps I, as an expatriate Montreal Quebec native son do not want to treat Villeneuve to the special French Canadian Handicap boosterism. 

BILL MAHER, HIS GOOD SHOW AND HIS VIEW OF THE WHAT? BEHIND THE 2022 SUPERBOWL HALF TIME SHOW. I POSTED ABOUT THE SUPERBOWL HALF TIME SHOW IN THE PRECEDING POST.

THE REALLY GOOD THING WHICH HAPPENS ON BILL MAHER IS THE INTELLECTUAL DISCOURSE AND SOME, SOME OF THE GUEST'S INSIGHTS.

HERE IS AN INTERESTING OBSERVATION BY BILL MAHER: "THE NBC NETWORK WAS PROMOTING THEIR FAVORITE NEW SHOW BELAIR", A SUCCESSOR TO FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR WITH THE 90'S HOUSE PARTY. THE SUPERBOWL HALF TIME SHOW HAD BEEN TOUTED AS AN OVER- DUE RECOGNITION OF BLACK CULTURE.

I HAD A FEW OTHER VIEWS ABOUT THE SHOW AND THE ALLEGED "CULTURE" WHICH MIGHT BE  GENERATED BY MY REJECTION OF WHAT I THOUGHT WAS A COCAINE KLATCH. WAS NOT A PARTY IN 90'C BELAIR AWASH IN WHITE POWDER?

LAMO WHAT?* SUPERBOWL LVI- HALFTIME HIP HOP: NOT JUST THE PERFORMANCES ARE GROSS AND UNTALENTED

WHATEVER THE CULTURE IS THAT WAS BEING PORTRAYED AT THE SUPERBOWL, IT IS LAME AND SOPHOMORIC AND IT REEKS OF COCAINE  AND THE CULT OF WORSHIP OF PERSONALITIES

WHICH ENABLES THE SEXUAL CONTROL OF BLACK WOMEN.

JZ PRODUCED THE 2022 SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW. JZ, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THE HUNDRED TIMES YOUR PERFORMERS GRABBED THEIR COCKS?

IS IT "US BLACK GUYS GOT SUCH HUGE DICKS THAT WE GOT TO HITCH THEM UP WHEN WE DANCE"?

SPEAKING OF DANCING: THE STUMBLING AND WEAVING OLD BLACK GUYS DO WHEN THEY DANCE IS LIKE THE TROPE." WHITE MEN CAN'T DANCE". HUH, I COULD ALWAYS DANCE ON STAGE BETTER THAN THOSE OLD FAT BLACK GUYS. (or skinny Snoop)

THE BLACK GIRLS WILDLY PNEUMATICALLY PUMPING THEIR PELVISES: IS THAT A DECLARATION THAT THEY CAN HUMP LIKE RABBITS? ARE THEY CLAIMING THAT THEY ARE SUPERFUCKERS? 

I cannot find an appropriate still picture. view the show, see the  pumping.

A FEW POSTS BACK "LAMO BLANCO" WOULD BE A PERFECT FOIL FOR MY FIRST THOUGHT OF A TITLE FOR THIS POST. I CANNOT USE IT, "LAMO BLACK" WILL HAVE TO BE USED. MAKE YOUR OWN CHANGE, AS THE EGGLADIES SAY.

I HAVE SAID THIS MANY TIMES: I hope to do more work, pointing out where I think I saw the guitar music continue to play on the PA

when the guitarist's hand had actually stopped playing. I would also like to criticize the stupid repetitive  chanting that serves as a Lyric in Hip Hop.

As a rapper once admitted: Gotta have the Bling and the lights and the grabbing of penis and scrotum rigs because there is really not much else there. Other rappers think their chants are pure gold. I rap, "Vote", "Just like Russ" "Drug Money" ... 

*Postscript: On Bill Maher Real Time Friday March 18 2022 There are claims by the panel that the reanimation of the old Rappers was part of NBC`s scheme to show a New Prince of Bel Aire. 

 

THE INCREDIBLE HEAVINESS OF JEALOUSY

YELLOW IS THE COLOR OF THE CARPING CRITICS!

THEY WISH TO DENY THE EMPIRICAL FACT THAT : CREATING ANYTHING IS "GENIUS" COMPARED TO ACCUSING INNOVATORS OF ANYTHING OF A FAULT.

NOTHING IS EVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE UNGOOD.

VAMPIRES, THEY WANT TO SUCK THE JOY OUT OF CREATIVITY, THEY HAVE NONE .

I AM ACCUSED OF BEING SELFISH WHEN I ACTUALLY RUE THE TERRIBLE MEMORY OF BEING DIVERTED FROM MY PAPER MACHE' AND MY LOST WAX CASTING, MY WRITING AND MY MUSIC, ALL FORESTALLED BY THE NEEDLESS  USELESS DRUDGERY OF NEVERENDING UNPAID WORK. 

I HAD TO GIVE UP WRITING AND MUSIC AND SKATING AND MOTORCYCLES AND SEX TO CATER TO MORONS.

IF I WAS NOT LUDICROUSLY FORCED TO DO WHAT I WOULD NEVER WILLINGLY DO BY FAMILY OR GOVERNMENT SOME LUNATIC WOULD STEAL OR BURN MY GOODS OR GET A HUGE HARASSMENT COLLUSION GOING TO "CLIP MY WINGS".

A LOCAL CRIMINAL GANG CREATED A DAMAGED HOMESTEAD BY STEALING THE TREES AND THE SOIL AND DIGGING HOLES AND DITCHES AND IMPORTING STUMPS AND TIRES FROM NEXT DOOR. THE HEAD REDNECK SAID "I SHOULD HATE YOU YOU LIVE IN THE HOUSE OF THE MAN WHO GOT US BUSTED".

I HAVE SPENT ALL THE TIME AND MONEY AND I HAVE HIRED MEN TO WORK HERE FOR FORTY YEARS  AND I STILL HAVE NOT MANAGED TO DEAL WITH THE RUIN THAT THEY CREATED TO PUNISH ME. RON SHAMBTOOKE AND RICK METCALFE JUMPED IN TO PROFIT FROM THE ARSON AND THE LAND RAPING.

THERE ARE SO MANY OBSTACLES TO CREATING ANYTHING NEW AND NICE. 

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FOCUS ALL OF MY ATTENTION AND EFFORTS ON MY ARTS AND ARTISANSHIP.

I SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN RIPPED OFF BY MY FAMILY WHO WANTED TO PREVENT THAT. 

NOR SHOULD I HAVE TO CONSTANTLY FIGHT FALSELY CONTRIVED RAIDS AND BUREAUCRATIC HARASSMENT. 

 

THERE IS A UNIVERSE OF MUSICAL WORLDS IN MY MIDI FILES

I POPPED THE HARD FLOPPY INTO THE SLOT INTO 

THE KURZWEIL 1 OF THE TWIN KURZWEILS'

4 AMP TRUE QUADROPHONIC RIG WHICH IS ALWAYS READY TO GO:   

  

                                          

Lindon Collard <lindoncollard@gmail.com>	1:08 AM (5 minutes ago)
to Rebecca

On my 2"x3'' screen "RadarGoingOff". I ran the sequenced Kurzweil Midi File 

and I played along.

There is an unusual control with modulation wheel use(I wish the Pitch 

benders worked. 

Touching them can detune a K2000, it's only flaw!)  

I sang in the weird  high nasal British Space Rock style.

I always leave the vocaL RIVERA RESEARCH STEREO COMBO set 

the same and I do more echo, 

distance etc with my voice.

I played extensive high note wavering harmonica, 

same Amp.

The song is a Roland Synth Guitar 

GR 707 number, but a Roland is 

complex to set up, takes too long  to do during 

Music Practice. 

I am set up with the 1971 Gibson Les Paul Custom 

"Black Beauty" with 2 Marshals, the big ones,  

Electric Mistress, Super Phaser, 

Mu Harmonics Mutone, Dan Electro, Big Muff,

all set and forget. I do the dynamic stuff by hand. Some effects are on 

one Amp, some on both. I do switch the Electric Mistress. 

Hendrix used a Wah Wah Pedal,

I set a Super Phaser but most other  effects are the same.

I have to fix something on my Rolands, both have a string five synth 

triggering problem but they are 

probably with their 10,000 variations on effects playable for 

:"You Have Got MY Radar Going Off".

I have 2 Identical Version 5 Roland Synth Guitars because 

nothing assures they will be around 

forever like two sets of parts in total. 2 G700 8 Pedal Editable 

from the Guitar! 2' x3' Modules and 

2  Beautiful Roland GR 707 Guitars which do Gibson Quality 

regular Guitar as well as the Synth 

Triggering 22 Pin Scsi. The Roland Triggers the Twin Kurzwiels by 

midi cord as well as the two effected Marshals, a 6 Amp rig as the Krz's 

have true quadraphonic with 4 Amps

The Black Beauty is personalized 

as an oversexed black 

woman in "Chocolate Ice Cream".

Think of me as Chocolate Ice Cream,

I'll go down so cool and smoothe.

" Darling" is an Album of Darlings. 

*********************************************"

You Have Got my Radar Going Off" 

is on Youtube somewhere 

It is not on the short album "Darling".

"She wears heavy perfume

You can always tell when "Darling"

is in the room."

Darling's presence was more than oliofactic.

"

Darling" 

  

LAMO BLANCO

CAROL KING AND JAMES TAYLOR, CNN. 

CNN made a huge mistake in that they auto-tuned some of, particularly Carol King's, best vocal licks, and played them over and over until I could not stand to hear them any more.

COMBINE FOLK COUNTRY AND POP TO COME UP WITH SCHMALTZ! 

Somehow all the songs sound the same to me in their basic sound bed.

There are only changes in speed and in the emphasis on particular instruments. 

James Taylor is always reedy, weak and backing off. Carol King is flat. There, for myself, with Total Recall and a performer's ability to hear very subtle off key wandering, the comparison with the right on auto tuning, or whatever correction was made, replayed clips and the continuous performance is very obvious. Being right on key, right on time and right on connotative vocal factors, to a normal listener, would create a sparkling, bright and convincing portrayal of the song.

I HAVE HAD JAMES AND CAROL ON CNN PLAYING ON A GOOD SOUND SYSTEM FOR OVER AN HOUR AS I WROTE THE BC GREENS.  AGAIN  JAMES SINGS A PLAINTIVE WEAK CRY FOR HELP OR SUCCOR.

There was nothing interesting, it was bland. I had always thought of James Taylor in a, ``I can`t believe how bad he is`` manner, and he is getting recording contracts and he gets to perform. 

I AM A ROCK BIGOT  BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE TO LISTEN TO ANY MORE OF THIS BORING SCHMALTZ AS A MATTER OF FAIRNESS IN REVIEWING.

I AM HAVING A VERY HARD TIME STAYING ON MY FEET BUT I AM PRACTICING ``BAD DREAMS`` with  which I will start my reentry to Youtube.

I think Music, in this Modern Era, if it is Rock, SHOULD EXPLODE INTO THE ETHERNET.

I wish I could find my Youtube Video `Dance of the Golden Bodied Witches`` Starring Leslie Paul.

My Leslie Paul, my Gibson Custom Black Beauty, is always accompanied by her pair of amps; a"Model 1961" Marshal and a "Musicman" Marshal, each amplifier has a Marshal Bevel Top Cabinet.

THE BRITISH COLUMBIA GREEN PARTY WANTS A DONATION BUT IT NEEDS INSEMINATION

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My email to you on your site winked out .Ugh! Lindon Collard <lindoncollard@gmail.com> 7:44 AM (0 minutes ago) to The British Columbia Green Party When I receive an automatic email soliciting money while the office is closed I know you care! My email was about how the Law flows back and forth, left to right, without distinction as to who is  the actor. The administration of Law is about what was done and where and what damage was  done to whom and to what, because the only use of Criminal Law is to remedy Ègregious Harm. Criminal Law and its Dogs of War the Police are not to be used to enhance divorce punishment,  nor to escape doing egregious harm to property, nor to facilitate and absolve trespass or to deny a  plaintiff any claim. I wrote a lengthy indictment like writ against Collusion and Prevarication being used to cause  Egregious Harm in BCSC in 2001 and I was assaulted and rigorously cheated. This should be an  obvious proof of the misdirection which has turned the Law into a False Idol with the usual  Hypocrisy and a Priesthood of Sinners.  I am writing a LIVE ROCK CRITIC  ABOUT JAMES TAYLOR AND CAROL KING on CNN. `` LAMO BLANCO`` James was down, a slam, china white rich degenerate which is OK but why did Electric Rock Composer, Lindon Collard, myself, have a myriad of crooked civil servants and  Police crushing my career and the Family stealing the Inheritances which would have made me  able to perform my  Works, there are a few, 80 or so Live Low Budget filmed, it proves I could do the writing, in among my 400 videos as Politic Rocker, look him up. The other 400 videos are the  Political and Sociological and DSM Penthology Satirical work of myself, 400 Political, Sociological,  and DSM Penthology derived Satires.