THE INCREDIBLE HEAVINESS OF JEALOUSY

YELLOW IS THE COLOR OF THE CARPING CRITICS!

THEY WISH TO DENY THE EMPIRICAL FACT THAT : CREATING ANYTHING IS "GENIUS" COMPARED TO ACCUSING INNOVATORS OF ANYTHING OF A FAULT.

NOTHING IS EVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE UNGOOD.

VAMPIRES, THEY WANT TO SUCK THE JOY OUT OF CREATIVITY, THEY HAVE NONE .

I AM ACCUSED OF BEING SELFISH WHEN I ACTUALLY RUE THE TERRIBLE MEMORY OF BEING DIVERTED FROM MY PAPER MACHE' AND MY LOST WAX CASTING, MY WRITING AND MY MUSIC, ALL FORESTALLED BY THE NEEDLESS  USELESS DRUDGERY OF NEVERENDING UNPAID WORK. 

I HAD TO GIVE UP WRITING AND MUSIC AND SKATING AND MOTORCYCLES AND SEX TO CATER TO MORONS.

IF I WAS NOT LUDICROUSLY FORCED TO DO WHAT I WOULD NEVER WILLINGLY DO BY FAMILY OR GOVERNMENT SOME LUNATIC WOULD STEAL OR BURN MY GOODS OR GET A HUGE HARASSMENT COLLUSION GOING TO "CLIP MY WINGS".

A LOCAL CRIMINAL GANG CREATED A DAMAGED HOMESTEAD BY STEALING THE TREES AND THE SOIL AND DIGGING HOLES AND DITCHES AND IMPORTING STUMPS AND TIRES FROM NEXT DOOR. THE HEAD REDNECK SAID "I SHOULD HATE YOU YOU LIVE IN THE HOUSE OF THE MAN WHO GOT US BUSTED".

I HAVE SPENT ALL THE TIME AND MONEY AND I HAVE HIRED MEN TO WORK HERE FOR FORTY YEARS  AND I STILL HAVE NOT MANAGED TO DEAL WITH THE RUIN THAT THEY CREATED TO PUNISH ME. RON SHAMBTOOKE AND RICK METCALFE JUMPED IN TO PROFIT FROM THE ARSON AND THE LAND RAPING.

THERE ARE SO MANY OBSTACLES TO CREATING ANYTHING NEW AND NICE. 

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FOCUS ALL OF MY ATTENTION AND EFFORTS ON MY ARTS AND ARTISANSHIP.

I SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN RIPPED OFF BY MY FAMILY WHO WANTED TO PREVENT THAT. 

NOR SHOULD I HAVE TO CONSTANTLY FIGHT FALSELY CONTRIVED RAIDS AND BUREAUCRATIC HARASSMENT. 

 

THERE IS A UNIVERSE OF MUSICAL WORLDS IN MY MIDI FILES

I POPPED THE HARD FLOPPY INTO THE SLOT INTO 

THE KURZWEIL 1 OF THE TWIN KURZWEILS'

4 AMP TRUE QUADROPHONIC RIG WHICH IS ALWAYS READY TO GO:   

  

                                          

Lindon Collard <lindoncollard@gmail.com>	1:08 AM (5 minutes ago)
to Rebecca

On my 2"x3'' screen "RadarGoingOff". I ran the sequenced Kurzweil Midi File 

and I played along.

There is an unusual control with modulation wheel use(I wish the Pitch 

benders worked. 

Touching them can detune a K2000, it's only flaw!)  

I sang in the weird  high nasal British Space Rock style.

I always leave the vocaL RIVERA RESEARCH STEREO COMBO set 

the same and I do more echo, 

distance etc with my voice.

I played extensive high note wavering harmonica, 

same Amp.

The song is a Roland Synth Guitar 

GR 707 number, but a Roland is 

complex to set up, takes too long  to do during 

Music Practice. 

I am set up with the 1971 Gibson Les Paul Custom 

"Black Beauty" with 2 Marshals, the big ones,  

Electric Mistress, Super Phaser, 

Mu Harmonics Mutone, Dan Electro, Big Muff,

all set and forget. I do the dynamic stuff by hand. Some effects are on 

one Amp, some on both. I do switch the Electric Mistress. 

Hendrix used a Wah Wah Pedal,

I set a Super Phaser but most other  effects are the same.

I have to fix something on my Rolands, both have a string five synth 

triggering problem but they are 

probably with their 10,000 variations on effects playable for 

:"You Have Got MY Radar Going Off".

I have 2 Identical Version 5 Roland Synth Guitars because 

nothing assures they will be around 

forever like two sets of parts in total. 2 G700 8 Pedal Editable 

from the Guitar! 2' x3' Modules and 

2  Beautiful Roland GR 707 Guitars which do Gibson Quality 

regular Guitar as well as the Synth 

Triggering 22 Pin Scsi. The Roland Triggers the Twin Kurzwiels by 

midi cord as well as the two effected Marshals, a 6 Amp rig as the Krz's 

have true quadraphonic with 4 Amps

The Black Beauty is personalized 

as an oversexed black 

woman in "Chocolate Ice Cream".

Think of me as Chocolate Ice Cream,

I'll go down so cool and smoothe.

" Darling" is an Album of Darlings. 

*********************************************"

You Have Got my Radar Going Off" 

is on Youtube somewhere 

It is not on the short album "Darling".

"She wears heavy perfume

You can always tell when "Darling"

is in the room."

Darling's presence was more than oliofactic.

"

Darling" 

  

LAMO BLANCO

CAROL KING AND JAMES TAYLOR, CNN. 

CNN made a huge mistake in that they auto-tuned some of, particularly Carol King's, best vocal licks, and played them over and over until I could not stand to hear them any more.

COMBINE FOLK COUNTRY AND POP TO COME UP WITH SCHMALTZ! 

Somehow all the songs sound the same to me in their basic sound bed.

There are only changes in speed and in the emphasis on particular instruments. 

James Taylor is always reedy, weak and backing off. Carol King is flat. There, for myself, with Total Recall and a performer's ability to hear very subtle off key wandering, the comparison with the right on auto tuning, or whatever correction was made, replayed clips and the continuous performance is very obvious. Being right on key, right on time and right on connotative vocal factors, to a normal listener, would create a sparkling, bright and convincing portrayal of the song.

I HAVE HAD JAMES AND CAROL ON CNN PLAYING ON A GOOD SOUND SYSTEM FOR OVER AN HOUR AS I WROTE THE BC GREENS.  AGAIN  JAMES SINGS A PLAINTIVE WEAK CRY FOR HELP OR SUCCOR.

There was nothing interesting, it was bland. I had always thought of James Taylor in a, ``I can`t believe how bad he is`` manner, and he is getting recording contracts and he gets to perform. 

I AM A ROCK BIGOT  BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE TO LISTEN TO ANY MORE OF THIS BORING SCHMALTZ AS A MATTER OF FAIRNESS IN REVIEWING.

I AM HAVING A VERY HARD TIME STAYING ON MY FEET BUT I AM PRACTICING ``BAD DREAMS`` with  which I will start my reentry to Youtube.

I think Music, in this Modern Era, if it is Rock, SHOULD EXPLODE INTO THE ETHERNET.

I wish I could find my Youtube Video `Dance of the Golden Bodied Witches`` Starring Leslie Paul.

My Leslie Paul, my Gibson Custom Black Beauty, is always accompanied by her pair of amps; a"Model 1961" Marshal and a "Musicman" Marshal, each amplifier has a Marshal Bevel Top Cabinet.

THE BRITISH COLUMBIA GREEN PARTY WANTS A DONATION BUT IT NEEDS INSEMINATION

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My email to you on your site winked out .Ugh! Lindon Collard <lindoncollard@gmail.com> 7:44 AM (0 minutes ago) to The British Columbia Green Party When I receive an automatic email soliciting money while the office is closed I know you care! My email was about how the Law flows back and forth, left to right, without distinction as to who is  the actor. The administration of Law is about what was done and where and what damage was  done to whom and to what, because the only use of Criminal Law is to remedy Ègregious Harm. Criminal Law and its Dogs of War the Police are not to be used to enhance divorce punishment,  nor to escape doing egregious harm to property, nor to facilitate and absolve trespass or to deny a  plaintiff any claim. I wrote a lengthy indictment like writ against Collusion and Prevarication being used to cause  Egregious Harm in BCSC in 2001 and I was assaulted and rigorously cheated. This should be an  obvious proof of the misdirection which has turned the Law into a False Idol with the usual  Hypocrisy and a Priesthood of Sinners.  I am writing a LIVE ROCK CRITIC  ABOUT JAMES TAYLOR AND CAROL KING on CNN. `` LAMO BLANCO`` James was down, a slam, china white rich degenerate which is OK but why did Electric Rock Composer, Lindon Collard, myself, have a myriad of crooked civil servants and  Police crushing my career and the Family stealing the Inheritances which would have made me  able to perform my  Works, there are a few, 80 or so Live Low Budget filmed, it proves I could do the writing, in among my 400 videos as Politic Rocker, look him up. The other 400 videos are the  Political and Sociological and DSM Penthology Satirical work of myself, 400 Political, Sociological,  and DSM Penthology derived Satires.