Thursday, 13 January 2022

THERE IS A UNIVERSE OF MUSICAL WORLDS IN MY MIDI FILES




I POPPED THE HARD FLOPPY INTO THE SLOT INTO 

THE KURZWEIL 1 OF THE TWIN KURZWEILS'


4 AMP TRUE QUADROPHONIC RIG WHICH IS ALWAYS READY TO GO:   


  

                                          

Lindon Collard lindoncollard@gmail.com

1:08 AM (5 minutes ago)
to Rebecca
On my 2"x3'' screen "RadarGoingOff". I ran the sequenced Kurzweil Midi File 
and I played along.
There is an unusual control with modulation wheel use(I wish the Pitch 
benders worked. 
Touching them can detune a K2000, it's only flaw!)  
I sang in the weird  high nasal British Space Rock style.
I always leave the vocaL RIVERA RESEARCH STEREO COMBO set 
the same and I do more echo, 
distance etc with my voice.
I played extensive high note wavering harmonica, 
same Amp.









The song is a Roland Synth Guitar 
GR 707 number, but a Roland is 
complex to set up, takes too long  to do during 
Music Practice. 
I am set up with the 1971 Gibson Les Paul Custom 
"Black Beauty" with 2 Marshals, the big ones,  
Electric Mistress, Super Phaser, 
Mu Harmonics Mutone, Dan Electro, Big Muff,

all set and forget. I do the dynamic stuff by hand. Some effects are on 
one Amp, some on both. I do switch the Electric Mistress. 
Hendrix used a Wah Wah Pedal,
I set a Super Phaser but most other  effects are the same.

I have to fix something on my Rolands, both have a string five synth 
triggering problem but they are 
probably with their 10,000 variations on effects playable for 
:"You Have Got MY Radar Going Off".
I have 2 Identical Version 5 Roland Synth Guitars because 
nothing assures they will be around 
forever like two sets of parts in total. 2 G700 8 Pedal Editable 
from the Guitar! 2' x3' Modules and 
2  Beautiful Roland GR 707 Guitars which do Gibson Quality 
regular Guitar as well as the Synth 
Triggering 22 Pin Scsi. The Roland Triggers the Twin Kurzwiels by 
midi cord as well as the two effected Marshals, a 6 Amp rig as the Krz's 
have true quadraphonic with 4 Amps









The Black Beauty is personalized 
as an oversexed black 
woman in "Chocolate Ice Cream".

Think of me as Chocolate Ice Cream,
I'll go down so cool and smoothe.
" Darling" is an Album of Darlings. 

*********************************************"

You Have Got my Radar Going Off" 

is on Youtube somewhere 

It is not on the short album "Darling".

"She wears heavy perfume

You can always tell when "Darling"

is in the room."

Darling's presence was more than oliofactic.

"
Darling" 
  

Monday, 3 January 2022

LAMO BLANCO

CAROL KING AND JAMES TAYLOR, CNN. 

CNN made a huge mistake in that they auto-tuned some of, particularly Carol King's, best vocal licks, and played them over and over until I could not stand to hear them any more.


COMBINE FOLK COUNTRY AND POP TO COME UP WITH SCHMALTZ! 


Somehow all the songs sound the same to me in their basic sound bed.


There are only changes in speed and in the emphasis on particular instruments. 


James Taylor is always reedy, weak and backing off. Carol King is flat. There, for myself, with Total Recall and a performer's ability to hear very subtle off key wandering, the comparison with the right on auto tuning, or whatever correction was made, replayed clips and the continuous performance is very obvious. Being right on key, right on time and right on connotative vocal factors, to a normal listener, would create a sparkling, bright and convincing portrayal of the song.


I HAVE HAD JAMES AND CAROL ON CNN PLAYING ON A GOOD SOUND SYSTEM FOR OVER AN HOUR AS I WROTE THE BC GREENS.  AGAIN  JAMES SINGS A PLAINTIVE WEAK CRY FOR HELP OR SUCCOR.


There was nothing interesting, it was bland. I had always thought of James Taylor in a, ``I can`t believe how bad he is`` manner, and he is getting recording contracts and he gets to perform. 


I AM A ROCK BIGOT  BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE TO LISTEN TO ANY MORE OF THIS BORING SCHMALTZ AS A MATTER OF FAIRNESS IN REVIEWING.


I AM HAVING A VERY HARD TIME STAYING ON MY FEET BUT I AM PRACTICING ``BAD DREAMS`` with  which I will start my reentry to Youtube.

I think Music, in this Modern Era, if it is Rock, SHOULD EXPLODE INTO THE ETHERNET.
I wish I could find my Youtube Video `Dance of the Golden Bodied Witches`` Starring Leslie Paul.

My Leslie Paul, my Gibson Custom Black Beauty, is always accompanied by her pair of amps; a"Model 1961" Marshal and a "Musicman" Marshal, each amplifier has a Marshal Bevel Top Cabinet.


THE BRITISH COLUMBIA GREEN PARTY WANTS A DONATION BUT IT NEEDS INSEMINATION


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Thursday, 23 December 2021

FROM DUSK TO DAWN: George Clooney, Quentin Tarintino, Tito and Tarantula

 

THIS IS A FAMOUS MOVIE WITH GEORGE CLOONEY AND QUENTIN TARINTINO.


My particular interest as LIVE ROCK CRITIC turned to the band as I noticed how good they were and I was interested in their instruments as well. I was wondering who did they get to play as the "Titty Bar" Band in a relatively horrifying Horror Film. The Band is Tito and Tarantula. There is a Series based on the film.

Tuesday, 21 December 2021

FULL BLOWN SCHITZOPHRENIC LIAR

My email about Full Blown Schitzophrenic vs Rocking Roots

 


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