Friday, 19 July 2019
NOTHING TO WRITE ABOUT
YOUR MOTHER IS AN HEIRESS OWNS A BLOCK IN SAINT JOHN'S WOOD. MY MOTHER WAS A JUNKIE STOLE FROM ME EVERYTHING SHE COULD.
MY MOTHER AND MY BROTHER THOUGHT MY UNCLE'S ESTATE HE LEFT TO ME WOULD " MAKE ME NOT TRY HARD ENOUGH" SO THEY HID THE DOCUMENTS FROM ME AND STOLE EVERY LAST CENT.
MY WIFE AND MY BROTHER MY SISTER AND IN LAW SO GREEDY THEY ALSO EXTORTED ME FOR MARIJUANA MONEY AND ANY DAY THERE WILL BE LAWSUIT AND TRIAL AND TO PRISON WILL BE SENT
WHAT IS THERE TO WRITE ABOUT NOW BUT STUPID DRINKING THE VACATIONS ON FB AND THE GLOBAL WARMING FATALLY RUN AWAY MADMAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE, MY WIFE AND MOTHER INTENT
JUST LIKE TRUMP THEY WERE PLAYING WITH FIRE
HOMELAND and GRANDIOSE
HOMELAND IS A SPY DRAMA FEATURING THE LUNATIC CIA AGENT CARRIE MATHESON , 70 HOURS.
When an Internet extortionist tries to steal, control, defame her, she meets with him, snuggles up and head butts, then iron pipe beats the now snivelling weasel.
She sees her psychiatrist and proclaims that she is concerned about impulse control and she feels that she has become grandiose.
Grandiose is just the first stage of becoming a showman, part of rock performance, and an essential part which if it is missing, makes the entire performance fall flat, not Rock. Practice up musicians and take no shit about working your way through the stages of the initiation into showmanship, exhibitionist for example. Face it, did you enjoy the chrome beast motorcycle or the mo-ped?
Was Plain Jane a real thrill or did you prefer looking at a Blonde or Red Bombshell? How about going for a ride, yeah, you know it, the exhibitionist.
The Bonnies are actually stock appearance but foreground is a TT Special and in back, a T120 RV, only 200 made so they could race a 5 speed in Production Class at Daytona. The TT has new Roadster Dunstall type silencers and new pipes, notice the TT Ascots into two into one exhaust, that is how I purchased it in 2007 and ran it on a regular motorcycle license plate.
This is a stock picture of my !974 Norton Commando 850 MkII. It is off being tuned and checked out.
I hope I am not too crippled to ride, I rode the 1970 TT two years ago and the Silver 5 Speed earlier.
My TR 6C is all black and has no pipes there in its basket. No knobbies will go on either.
This is a stock picture of my !974 Norton Commando 850 MkII. It is off being tuned and checked out.
I hope I am not too crippled to ride, I rode the 1970 TT two years ago and the Silver 5 Speed earlier.
My TR 6C is all black and has no pipes there in its basket. No knobbies will go on either.
I plan to try to produce "Marijuanaville" a character or era can be connotated and emulated using a stock appearance motorcycle.
Wednesday, 17 July 2019
From Marijuana Critic
SkyHi Skunk Skies with Closed Eyes
SKY HI SKUNK SKY IN MY EYE
Uses the same virtual midi-filer composition as "I am Laying there on the Grass" YouTube Video.
I AM LAYING THERE, FLAT ON MY ASS, WATCHING LUMINOUS, IMAGES PASS, SPARKLING IN THE AIR, MY EYES ARE CLOSED, AND I SEE CULUMUS, RED IN THE SUN, WITH STARS SUPERIMPOSED, SO FAR I AM THE ONLY ONE.
A VISUAL CATHEDRAL, BUT NO ONE WAS PRAYING, I I OPENED MY EYES, FLASHED IN THE RED SKIES, A VISION ON THE OPTICAL SENSORS IN MY BRAIN, WHAT IS AN HALLUCINATION OF WHICH ONE HAS CONTROL, OBSERVING, VISUALIZING INFORMATION, ENJOYING A GALAXY VIEWING STROLL.
Friday, 7 June 2019
"WALK OFF THE EARTH IS SO TERRESTRIAL" LIVE ROCK CRITIC #87
RAPTORS vs WARRIORS 2019 NBA FINAL CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM by WALK OFF THE EARTH
I have rarely watched Basketball but when I heard that the Raptors were close to contesting the NBA Championship I tuned the Sports Network in and in a couple of seconds Kawai Leonard shot that three point Buzzer beater which went round and round and round the rim until it went in. I have watched the Series since then and I heard that there were Live Rock National Anthems.
Misled by the Spacey Sounding Name I was expecting something Celestial or sometimes the wildest Rockers would do a classic absolutely orthodox anthem.
I was embarrassed as the Four in a Tub performance proceeded with all four very Terrestrial Gen X or Millennial mundane group of classmates or neighbours all playing at a single monstrosity of a stringed multi fretboard Frankenstein Instrument which I think is their signature act or trademark.
Thanks to Getty Images, the only picture available 18 minutes later.
Thursday, 6 June 2019
ENVIOUS AND UNTALENTED
PEOPLE, INCLUDING FAMILY MEMBERS, CLEARLY EXPRESSED THEIR OPPOSITION TO MY MUSIC PROJECTS AND SOUGHT TO HAMPER AND PUNISH ME.
There simply cannot be an unlawful attempt to establish a music career. There is no way that any hampering or threatening or creation of a change in financial circumstance to retard or destroy any career can possibly be lawful.
People calling in 911 complaints about hearing music practice or projects at work criminalize an honorable effort to obtain sustenance and to progress what talents one might have developed. The Canard of By-Law Officers raiding without a warrant powered by a "complaints based enforcement system' renders hard working artists vulnerable to the brutal and threatening Police who most of all want to be feared and in charge. How can this hampering be tolerated by a musician or artist? I am sensitive and easily intimidated, I am crippled and I never have anyone else with me for support. There were only two occasions where I was not alone and facing up to 17 people or 12 people or 6.
ALL THIS IN THE NAME OF "TARGET HIS MUSIC, THAT IS ALL HE CARES ABOUT". ALL OF THAT IS CRIMINAL ACTIVITY, THERE IS NO WAY TO LAWFULLY HAMPER OR TARGET ANYONE USING FALSE COMPLAINTS AND RIDICULOUS DEFAMATION. FAMILY MEMBERS ACTUALLY SAID " HE'S CRAZY, HE THINKS HE IS GOING TO BE A ROCK STAR". THE POLICE SAID : CRAZY IS HE DANGEROUS. THE POLICE THEN TOLD EVERYONE I WAS CRAZY AND DANGEROUS SO A HUNDRED FOOLS CAME TO MY PROPERTY TO TRY TO POP THE PIMPLE BY PRESSURING AND RAIDING ME. ENVIOUS NON-ACHIEVERS SHOULD NOT BE IN CONTROL OF AMBITIOUS ARTISTS.
Monday, 13 May 2019
2019 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
I am going to write this later but it is ironic that I viewed the 2019 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Performances of whomever is left in Classic Rock Bands. I did not see the whole show, but I saw and listened to excellent musical performances by Roxy Music with Bryan Ferry who has always been really good and still is and the band was fabulous. I will view and listen seriously to Roxy Music and the Zombies again.
Both bands are bands whose style and connotation I have tried to emulate in my writing and with arrangement. The mood setting in both bands is transcendent.
The entire program is probably available in my on demand inventory, I will have to watch for the performances I did not see. Def Lepard was a dud, the instrumental performances were short, weak and mechanical, the singers flat.
postscript: I did not yet get to write any more, I have a feeling I will not get to it.
LIVE ROCK DISAPPOINTMENT
BILL MAHR AND "MOBY" WERE CONVERSING ON "REAL TIME" FRIDAY EVENING. DISAPPOINTED!
I am not sure how highly you rate the judgement of Bill Mahr or of Moby. I would have been very pleased and satisfied to succeed as Bill Mahr has and he does have to keep up on what is new and groovy. Moby, I gather, is a writer, singer, musician and production manager, so I would think he has some credibility as a result of this.
Moby spoke of how he installed his new streaming service expecting to be mindblown at the new music. It did not happen. He was disappointed.
WHEN I CONCEIVED THE "LIVE ROCK CRITIC" BLOG, I THOUGHT THAT NEW EXCELLENT MUSIC WOULD BE SHOWCASED ON THE NEW SUPER SOUND HI-DEF TV.
I THOUGHT THAT: I WILL WRITE CRITIQUES ABOUT LIVE ROCK PERFORMANCES AND POINT THE WAY TOWARDS EXCELLENT TRANSCENDENT LISTENING.
IN SEVENTY POSTS YOU CAN READ HOW I WAS MOSTLY DISAPPOINTED WITH THE NEW MUSIC, COINCIDENTALLY BILL MAHR SAID HE IS TOO.
Thursday, 9 May 2019
" MOVE ON "
WHEN I AM TOLD I SHOULD "MOVE ON": TO WHERE?
Today I had another unpleasant experience caused by my reaction to "Move On" . I had thought I posted a couple of demeaning and insulting conversations regarding myself. It turns out that they did not get posted to Facebook. I DO NOT LIKE BEING TOLD THAT I AM PSYCHOTIC OR SHOULD BE LOCKED UP FOR ACCURATELY POSTING WHAT PERSONS SAID TO ME OR ABOUT ME. Take a look at my Facebook or my LINDONCOLLARD.com . I bet that most people's Facebook and website look a lot crazier than mine.
I was playing Harmonica when I was in England in Oct. 1992 and that was "Moving On" based on decades of practice and writing sessions and a lot of playing with all and sundry at Vancouver and some Victoria Jam Sessions and Showcases.
I was invited to come to the Jazz Club in London and play with Charlie Watts' Jazz band. I was not returning, my ex-wife had lawyers, Police, By-Law and Sheriffs here at Otter Point to seize the house and take the dog Henry away and KILL HIM in 3 days. They would put my possessions out in the driveway and my musical instruments or seize them (there is a letter I have,regarding my musical instruments where the Lawwhore Luccies and the other, Trixie want to sell them and get the money for them). I had already paid her over and over again and she unlawfully used the money and I can prove that.
The criminally insane By-Law, Police, Sheriffs and neighbors, and "I am sure some are good people" have been at War with me, my animals, my property since long before Betty or Trixie joined in but the woman lends credibility and after 1992 they started arriving here at Otter Point constantly and in force and with Swat Teams and that is absolutely crazy .
I HAD DANCED LIVE ON THE STAGES OF LONDON AS I PLAYED HARMONICA, AND NOT LONG AFTER THAT MY EX-WIFE TRIED, AT MY FRONT DOOR, TO SCRATCH AT MY EYES AS SHE SCREAMED AT ME " YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A ' COKER ' AND YOU WERE SEEN RUNNING FROM THE SCENE OF AN ACCIDENT WITH HUGE BAGS OF COCAINE " THE IMPLICATION THAT POLICE WOULD HAVE A REASON TO ATTACK ME WAS TOO TERRORIZING TO BEAR AND I HAD A TONIC IMMOBILITY OR COLLAPSE IMMOBILITY EPISODE:
I REALIZED RECENTLY THAT I NEVER DANCED LIVE ON STAGE BETWEEN HARMONICA SOLOS AGAIN.
It is long
past time that I fight back, I have been in a defensive legal and financial and family situation for far too long. It is time to fight back with a comprehensive suite of Legal Actions.
Sunday, 17 March 2019
LIVE ROCK RELIGION
THE ORIGINS OF THE ROMAN CATHOLIC MASS AS A MIND BLOWING SPECTACLE OF SOUND AND LIGHT.
I know that the Holy Roman Church created a spectacular display with impressive music performed on multi-toned Pipe Organs. Ornate Tapestries and Elaborate Paintings, Rich Robes, Impressive Head Gear, Gold and Silver Chalices, Plates and Cerebellum and symbols of Authority fit for a King decorated and Artfully Staged a Live Rock Performance Venue for the Priests and Bishops, Cardinals and Popes to wow the crowd.
During the bad old single digit centuries the Roman Catholic Church perpetrated some horrible atrocious barbaric policies and actions.
The horrific behavior by AUTHORITY has not ceased by any means but I think there has been some moderation of the senseless cruelty of AUTHORITY in much of the Twenty First Century. Thankfully the Religious Crazies are out of their AUTHORITY ROLE in most of the modern day Planet Earth. The incredibly barbaric drawing, hanging and quartering was perpetrated upon the citizens of Civilized Countries only a Century and a Half ago. When I see a falsely acting Law officer I think of that and I think of the Drawing and Quartering they did not so long ago.
Religious,and Imaginary Big Guy Friends and just plain Crazy Ideas still do plague us in the Twenty First Century but most places making an irreverent statement or gesture will no longer get you burned alive, though this single digit century behavior does still exist on Planet Earth in the Twenty First Century.
Impressing and drawing in the Congregation to a Place of Worship and Contribution with a Spectacle of Music and Exotic Visual Backdrops is a legitimate way to attract an audience.
Convening Panels of AUTHORITY and torturing and killing people to ensure compliance to the Dictates of Imaginary Big Guy Friends is no less than a Mad Moronic Stone Age Violent Response. The Catholics and Civil Authorities who espoused similar beliefs and used the same tactics kept up the uncivilized behavior for far too long and there are still people who act like violent Stone Age Morons or Mental Cases in the Twenty First Century.
ALL RELIGIONS ARE EQUAL, EACH EXALTED IN ITS OWN WAY AND ITS FOLLOWERS BELIEFS ARE SACRED.
LIKE HELL THEY ARE, THEY ARE ALL EQUALLY IRRATIONAL BELIEF SYSTEMS, UNEVIDENCED.
I am not sure if there are other ``Red or Dead`` Religious Philosophies that continue to be widely supported in the Twenty First Century. There is a Religion which has billions of Believers whose AUTHORITY is still used to stage the other Really Impressive Religious Extravaganza, the PUBLIC EXECUTION.
As a cartoonist, satirist, writer, musician, composer and lyricist any one of those occupations could allow State Monopoly Religion to CHOP OFF MY HEAD. I am not able in any way to condone a Religion whose believers still will go back to their Single Digit Century Roots in the Twenty First Century and
CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD FOR OFFENDING THEIR IMAGINARY BIG GUY FRIEND IF YOU ARE IN REACH OF THEIR CHURCH-STATE AUTHORITY. IF YOU ARE NOT THEN THE PEOPLE WITH THE SINGLE DIGIT MINDS WILL BOMB OR SHOOT OR RUN OVER YOU.
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Many similarities triggered a combined response happening now. Mostly I am experiencing memories of how I was not Mother`s favorite,not not not.
I feel disconnected, floating, feeling that powerless feeling with a quality of impending doom and I can not do a thing about what was done.
My head is floating and my body slumping as I keep experiencing movies of the past Mother beating and demanding and oh so smugly and Narcissistically not listening as I make my case the same as my son`s Girlfriend did during the blogged above experience. Same hectoring,`all you do is...` and the same heaping on of credibility to my ex-wife, a manipulating liar who did not work nor tell the truth. THEN THE SAME AS WAS SAID ABOUT MY TERRIBLE MOTHER, that my ex-wife was so nice. My ex-wife who wanted me on the Street or in jail and `Target his music` Damn have I ever felt vacant and paralysed and been unable to stand since then. I sadly remember one negative intervention after another as I sit here alone with nothing pleasant to do as I have for years and years. The con artist voice and sentiment of phony acceptance by monstrous manipulators echoes through my mind on occasion after occasion where faux solicitousness and hypocritical sentiment literally nauseated me.