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Tuesday, 26 May 2020

CARNIVAL SIDESHOW ECONOMY

SELFISH AND FRIVILOUS THE PRECEPTS OF CAPITALISM CREATE UNNECESSARY DOWNTURNS

In a manner like to having a grifter's attraction in a travelling carney convoy the previously functioning economy caused citizens to be involved in an uncertain uncaring financial game where the necessities of life could vanish at any time.

There are innumerable ways where individuals would have nothing left to provide themselves with the necessities of life because they made imprudent decisions or because they were the victims of criminal exploitation. 

Decouple the selfish and frivilous Carney Economy from the Real Commonwealth Economy which provides the necessities of life. 

Run the Real Commonwealth Economy on a Universal Provision of the Necessities of Life basis while Gambling Dens and Hair Salons and Porche Dealerships would participate in a traditional digital metering monetary system.

If you did not have any marbles to play with you might not be able to play Black Jack or Porche but you could never end up homeless or starving.

At this present time when in the Pandemic Emergency funds are being handed out people do not want to take jobs. That is because it is an "either -  or" situation; funding should be universal for the necessities of life or ideally those necessities would be distributed in a manner which was not part of a selfish and frivilous non-necessity monetary system.

The Real Commonweath Economy would provide an incentive to earn a little to be able to peuchase non necessities or to earn a lot to play Black Jack or Porche because every bit of anything earned would be on top of the necessities of life support and distribution; every bit of everything earned would be extra.

PEOPLE ARE BEING DAMAGED BY WORRY AND UNCERTAINTY AS THEIR NECESSITIES OF LIFE ARE THREATENED BY THE IMPENDING DOOM OF ECONOMIC COLLAPSE, UNEMPLOYMENT AND GOVERNMENT DEFICITS AND GOVERNMENT DEBT.

DECOUPLE THE DISTRIBUTION OF THE NECESSITIES OF LIFE FROM THE SELFISH AND FRIVILOUS GAMBLING, SHILLING AND GRIFTING.

POSTSCRIPT: MANY PEOPLE ARE MOTIVATED TO WORK DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY ARE NOT PAID TO DO THAT WORK. ARTISTS AND MUSICIANS AND PEOPLE WHO CREATE AN EXTRAORDINARY GARDEN AT THEIR HOMES ARE NOT PAID, WORKING TO INCREASE PROPERTY VALUE OR BE ROCK STARS, PERHAPS, BUT NOT LIKELY.

WITH ALL OF YOUR NECESSITIES OF LIFE ASSURED WHAT ABOUT PITCHING IN WITH YOUR SKILLS TO AID THE COMMONWEALTH ECONOMY NECESSITIES OF LIFE FOR ALL PEOPLE? WOULD THAT NOT BE GOOD.

I PROPOSE HONOR AND DIGNITY AND FREEDOM FROM FEAR BE GRANTED TO EVERY PERSON AND I HOPE THAT YOU ARE ABLE TO RISE TO THAT LEVEL.

ALL OF THESE RETIRED BRITISH PHYSICIANS ARE WORKING AT A FREE CLINIC FOR FREE AND THEY DO NOT HAVE TO WORK BUT DO

MY CULTURE WAS NOT TREATED WITH RESPECT

THE REVERENCE FOR THE REMNANTS OF NATIVE CULTURE IS IN STARK CONTRAST WITH THE LACK OF RESPECT FOR CONTEMPORARY NATIVES AND FOR MY MODERN CULTURE AND ITS ART WRITING AND MUSIC.

When an ancient burial site is unearthed as modern citizens work for their livelihood, everything must stop to preserve the cultural remains of a long gone society and citizens.

When the same authorities and government and its servants encounter contemporary culture such as my Art, Writing and Music they feel they should attack and limit and make dangerous and TRY TO EXPUNGE MY CULTURE.

THIS IS NOT JUST A MORAL AND ETHICAL OUTRAGE. THE BEHAVOIR IS NOTHING LESS THAN A CRIMINAL OFFENCE. IT OCCURS TO ME THAT THE SAME BODY OF LAW THAT PROTECTS THE CULTURE OF LONG DEAD NATIVES MUST OFFER EVEN MORE PROTECTION TO MY LIVING ART, WRITING ANG MUSIC. 

ALICA KEYS

ENABLED BY CNN, ALICA KEYS ENGAGED IN A MEDIOCRE POLITICALLY CORRECT PANDERING, GETTING IN ON THE PUBLIC ATTENTION TO COVID 19.

Besides the Opportunism and Pandering, the monotonous cadence of the music bespeaks a lack of inspiration and lack of care, tapping out a metronome beat.

I was struck by the profound lack of vocal range exhibited and still, despite the lack of range or any attempt at vocal theatrics or pyrometrics, Alica Keys voice cracked.

I would ask anybody who will or did see the performance, likely it will be played and replayed, featured and slices will be spotted, is this actually not really singing, or just a form of singingish speech like the Talking Blues or Rap?

LOVE THE SOUND

OF YOUR OWN VOICE, IS THAT NOT WHAT IT IS?

Chris Martin from Coldplay is right into the sound of his voice and grimace.

Saturday Night Live hosted Coldplay. The band is shut down to a muted 1910 Fruitgum Company tinkle. Pectoralz originally, Chris displays pecs and arms.

Oh My Lord does he ever get emotionally into his acting as he vocalizes. Do I remember correctly that Chris originally thought of fronting a band as an actor.

I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT JAN ARDEN WAS TERRIBLE, VIRTUALLY WITHOUT ANY REDEEMING QUALITY IN GENRE, PERFORMANCE OR APPEARANCE

I have written and spoken about how hard it is to do a quality recording or video without the expensive equipment and technicians. That has changed lately it seems as I phones are used to create credible sound and video recordings.

The working from a bare bones studio setup requires a good and mistake free performance and you have to get the pitch and cadewhich nce and vocal range right.

Jan Arden has a YouTube performance with the Vocal not on key and there is an audible straining as she attempts to pitch together with the music which is also no particular Bowl of Cherries.

Jan Arden was inducted into The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame recently which makes me very dubious about how this happens. 

https://www.facebook.com/JannArden/videos/203628537531639/?t=35

SHAKIRA AT THE SUPERBOWL

I WILL NOT POST ANY PICTURES, GOOGLE SHAKIRA   AT THE SUPERBOWL LIV HALFTIME SHOW IN 2020.

I was incredibly impressed with Shakira's dance performance. The skipping about to music does not come easily. The obvious physical conditioning was surpassed by the seemingly effortless dance moves, none of the silly running around; that woman danced every moment with grace and energy and flawless following of the changing musical rythyms, except for the pelvic thrusts.

Shakira's vocal was really good, she can sing that is for sure; I rarely say this. 

I could not find any flaw or lacking with the Bands except for the goofy Rapper. 

Amidst all of that perfection I winced at the overemphasized pelvic thrusting and squatting or whatever, I knew it would prompt some people to detract from the performance because of crass pelvic pumping. 

I panned Taylor Swift for vulgar open legged squats which were clumsy and unattractive and grosser than the Jay Lo and Shakira squats. None of the Squats really fitted in with the music and choreography. 

I found many of Shakira's and a few of Jay Lo's dance routines very attractive and feminine and sexy but that is not what really stuck with me about the performance. I have not Rollerbladed for years now but I bet the wide open dancing feels like rollerblading. It must be so cool to be able to dance like Shakira does. I am mostly critiquing Shakira`s dance, when I listen and view again I will pay more attention to the Music and the Vocals and to Jay Lo also.

The Shakira dance performance was so perfect, so strong and so accurate. I am going to watch the half time show again as entertainment, it is a different experience when you view a performance as a critic rather than as an audience.

 OK, I WILL POST ONE WIDE PICTURE OF THE STAGE 

ROCK RULES

I WAS THINKING OF RULES WHICH GOVERNED OUR BEHAVIOR  AS MARIJUANA USERS AND SCORERS.

THERE WAS TO BE NO FREAKING OUT ON PEOPLE OR ON THE POLICE. OLDER SMOKERS CONVINCED US THAT ANY BAD OR CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR WOULD BE A SOURCE OF UNWANTED ATTENTION BY AUTHORITIES. AS MARIJUANA AND HASH CONSUMERS ANY OF US COULD EASILY BE ARRESTED AND JAILED. WE WERE NOT TO DRIVE LOUD OR DILAPITATED VEHICLES TO ANY PLACE WHERE WE MIGHT SCORE MAJIJUANA OR MOSTLY HASH THEN, DRESSING INCONSPICOUSLY AND MOST OF ALL NOT CONFLICTING WITH POLICE.

This reminded me of `` Rock Rules``, a series of guidelines which were designed to keep music dynamic interesting and moving. I will write about this subject after I read my notebook from 1990 or so. Many of the rules developed from eliminating the tendancies which undisciplined musicians and under rehearsed musicians fell under the influence of while playing live, writing or jamming on old tunes or working out new compositions.

Keeping the beat and keeping the speed up and not digressing and failing to return to the root progression and composing leads relavent to the melody and the lyrics just to start with.

I have to write something else now which I will post as the rules of Behavior in the Marijuana Culture might have been useful to Musicians as well. Perhaps it would have kept some of the Rowdiest out of trouble.

MARIJUANA CRITIC

MONDAY, 13 JANUARY 2020

MARIJUANA RULES

I AM ATTACKED, ACCUSED OF HAVING BROUGHT MY OWN POLICE AND BY-LAW PROBLEMS ON MYSELF.

I DID NOT DO THAT, I CAREFULLY FOLLOWED ``MARIJUANA  RULES``

Many of the Rules were common sense and involved obeying laws and social conventions. In addition, dress codes and vehicle operating behaviours were formulated and justified. There was a prohibition against buying stolen goods or being involved in any way with Hard Drugs like Cocaine or Heroin.  There was to be no violence, particlarly no violence against women. No hitting them back.

Of course an unenforceable code is what the Rules were. If you broke the rules your ability to associate with other Smokers and to score could be curtailed. That was about it, however, as violence and extortion were also prohibited.

MANY PEOPLE BROKE MANY OF THE RULES AND SOME GOT THEMSELVES OR SOMEONE ELSE  ARRESTED AND  EVEN IMPRISONED. I BROKE THE RULES WHEN I WAS YOUNG BY DRIVING WILDLY AND FAST ON MY MOTORCYCLES. I ALWAYS TRIED TO RUN AWAY FROM, NEVER TO BE A TOUGH GUY WITH POLICE.

HERE ON VANCOUVER ISLAND I CONTINUED TO FOLLOW THE SAME RULES AS I HAD FOLLOWED IN VANCOUVER WHERE POLICE WROTE BACK TO THE SOOKE RCMP AS THEY SEARCHED FOR DIRT ON ME, `` THE ONLY THING KNOWN ABOUT LINDON COLLARD IS THAT HE IS A MUSICIAN``.  

EVERY ``TOUGH GUY `` AND `` HE HATES `` ACCUSATION WAS MADE UP HERE ON VANCOUVER ISLAND WHICH I MOVED TO IN 1979 AND SELF-FINISHED A DERELICT UNFINISHED AND STRIPPED BY VANDALS HOME FOR MY WIFE AND CHILDREN, AND ME WHEN I WOULD NOT BE AWAY WORKING AT MUSIC AND ART AND WRITING AND VIDEOGRAPHY. 

IRRATIONALLY MY EX-WIFE THE ``HE HATES`` INVENTOR SAID TO POLICE, ``ALL HE CARES ABOUIT IS HIS MUSIC``.  I DIDN`T LOVE HER OR I WOULD HAVE GIVEN UP MUSIC, FOR HER. SHE SAID ``I NEED A SLAVE, WHO WOULD DIE FOR ME LIKE THAT (SNAPS FINGERS.) I SWEAR, I ONLY SOUGHT OUT WOMEN FOR SEX OR WORK. I WAS NOT  LOOKING FOR AN IRRATIONAL NARCISSISTIC OVERLORD. 

I RIGOROSLY OBJECT TO ANYONE WHO WANTS TO CONTROL ME IN ANY WAY WHO IS NOT SUPPLYING ME WITH A VALUABLE BENEFIT.

I DID NOT CARE FOR OR ABOUT POLICE, WHO I THOUGHT WERE DANGEROUS JERKS AND THE SAME WITH ALL THE WOMAN`S SUPREMACY. I DID NOT CARE ABOUT THEIR IMAGINED POWERS AND NARCISSISM  AND THEY HATED ME FOR IT. IF ONLY ALL THOSE FOOLS WOULD JUST HAVE REALLY NOT CARED ABOUT ME AND LEFT ME AND MY PROPERTY AND MY PROSPECTS ALONE FOR ME TO DO.  NOTHING THAT WAS MINE BELONGED TO ANYONE ELSE. 

I met a couple of women at the ``Princess Mary`` Friday Night dance in 1997. 

I OVERHEARD THEM,``SO WELL DRESSED, SO POLITE``

I WAS STILL FOLLOWING THE ``MARIJUana  rules".