THE WHITE GUY IN TWEEDS

CASUAL TWEEDS, NOT THESE TWEEDS, STYLING TWEEDS.

IT COULD BE ASSUMED THAT I WAS NOT LISTENING 

That is not really true. Reprises of everything replay all the time the speech or music comes to mind. Fragments of almost anything can be conjured by an event, a color, a sound, a shadow or a smell or a breeze, reprised in color. There could be a cinematographic reprise where there was only sound or picture in the original "Real Real".

Fragments of a Drake Tape I accidentally overheard play for an instant and then cease like the old vinyl records when you touched the needle down in the wrong groove. The word "groove" triggers a reprise of my song written for a black female fox, got to be a Full Race Fox, my song, CHOCOLATE ICECREAM. One line sings "I will spin you round and round in my Groove".

She sings, I can see her, it is dark, she is black, but the eyes and the teeth and the glistening lips shine in the blacknesss "Think of me as CHOCOLATE ICECREAM, I `ll go down so cool and smooth.`` The song is recorded and sequenced and I might do it live on YouTube, I will check and try to slip it on.

Your audio performance of white guy rap evokes a vision of an archtypical British Aristocrat, many of whom are Socialists and Social Justice Advocates. The White Guy in Tweeds leaning on the piano, the Jag, the songstress, looks the same, Socialist or Socially Privleged, casual relaxed slowly quirkily enunciating his speech, in no hurry, he kows he is always allowed to finish.

The Tweeds I would say should look expensive, the tie must absolutely be selected in a tour de force of artictic appreciation and haberdashery. I had 20 silk shirts. Playing HarmonicAQ you sweat and change shirts often. Cotton gets wet and heavy while the silk clings accentuating the expanded chest and the small waist of the Live Rock Dancer. You do not have to dance to do White Aristocrat in Tweeds Rap, you have to lounge, elegant, relaxed and calm.

I HAD 100 TIES, FOR VIDEO AND PHOTOGRAPHIC AND COURT USE. 

I WORE THE TIES FOX HUNTING AS WELL, BUT NOT OUT IN THE BUSHES BUT IN NIGHT CLUBS BARS AND RESTRAUNTS.

HERE IS THE SUIT FOR RELAXED ARISTOCRATIC WHITE GUY RAP

YOU WILL NEED  A PAIR OF SHOES LIKE THESE

THESE SHOES WITH TEXTILE PANELS GO WITH A BLUE TWEED SUIT, PANELS WHICH MATCH THE SUIT YOU WERE WEARING WOULD BE DE RIGUR. 

LAUREL CANYON WOULD HAVE BEEN FERTILE GROUND

THE WASTELAND OF WASTRELS AND NEERDOWELLS

The reflected light of the Wasters illuminates with a garish beam of defamation.

The Artist and Writer and Musician would be subject to scrutiny and judgement as if he was motivated by the same crass and self indulgent, self agrandized, self important greed, egotism and indolence as the pleasure seeking Wastrels. There is no Fertile Ground with the non-creative, they scoff at and depreciate Writers, Artists and Musicians who need the Fertile Ground of a Laurel Canyon.

With neighbors and friends who were also pursuing some Creative Endeavour, there would be appreciative audiences and parallell Art and music Projects happening and they would not be making fake 911 calls to nail the family member, acquaintence or neighbor for making noise at Music Practice or creating Art theyall thod was CRAZY! AND THERE WERE ALWAYS THE DOPE POLICE to send in to look for a roach they could kill a Rock and Roll Band with. Or the ex-wife and her lawhore Tyler Luccies letter demanding a list of and preparation of sale of my musical instruments to get money for my ex-wife who had lost the marriage a fortune, she had no share of anything I had left. 

PUTZ LUCCIES AND TRIXIE DASHEVSKY WERE GOING TO SELL MY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS WHICH THEY TRIED TO SEIZE PREVIOUSLY

THESE PEOPLE ARE BARBARIANS SALTING THE SOIL

 I WORKED AT THE CANADIAN NATIONAL RAILWAY UNTIL 1970

I drove this 1969 Norton Commando S when I worked there.

A fellow worker eyed my motorcycle and said to me in an incredulous yowl: 

" You must be like a King among the Hippies with the Harmonica and that Motorcycle. " 

I accurately replied:  " I am a very junior Harmonica Player where I hang out. Many of the other Musicians have played in and had their own Bands and some of them owned their own Bars or Night Clubs in the United States."

I think that my working at a second unpaid job trying to be a Musician would be a damn good reason to resent me and sabotage my employment for unambitious untalented Wastrels who think it would be very gratifying to shut me down.

Contemporaneously, another Wastrel and Neerdowell repeatedly contacts me refuting what I publish, saying, "Liake I don't remember thaat" Senility at first will produce memory loss and active lashing out but eventually it will anethesize.

LAUREL CANYON ON HBO

COULD LAUREL CANYON HAVE SURVIVED IN CANADA?

MY HOUSE ON CRESCENT ISLAND HAD A NAME WHICH I FOUND OUT JUST NOW " BURRVILLA".

What a cool name Laurel Canyon Canada would have had, had it happened.

This is a picture of the Burr House on Crescent Island before I had it in the mid 1970`s.

When I had it it was still on Crescent Island with a nice 7 acre woodland grown up in front of it.

It was not nearly as nice as Laurel Canyon but the South FRASER  RIVER was out front and you could be back in downtown Vancouver in twenty minutes or walk on the dikes and the sandbars all the way to Steveston but on a different tree covered sandbar with an old fish shack road on it.

I WAS THERE A LOT, RECOVERING FROM BEING VIRTUALLY PARALYZED. MUSICIANS WOULD DROP BY.  SUNDAYS I WOULD ARRANGE TO HAVE ENOUGH MUSICIANS TO COME OUT WHEN I WAS ABLE TO HOST THE SPACE JAM. MY HOUSE WAS GIVEN TO ANTIQUE DEALER AND FAKER LANG FOR ONE DOLLAR ENDING MYSELF AND ALL OF MY MUSICAL CONNECTIVITY IN LATE 1978.

I moved to Otter Point to the cheapest ten acre lot and house I could find which was not too far from the cities of Victoria and Vancouver and had to finish it myself. I thought I was going to ride my Black Combat Norton Commando with the metal seven gallon tank, a beautiful motorcycle to Vancouver which was a $2 Ferry fare and $4 for me,to continue my Music and Art Connectivity.

Opposition was present here on the ground, the Otter Point Redneck Mafia stole and burnt everything I had: jewelery inventory and factory and 144 Hohner Harmonicas (they wear out fast when played hard) my 1951 Fender Super Amp and my keyboard Amp, my Church Organ, 1949 Kalamazoo Slide Guitar and its Amplifier and the fabulous 1957 Fender Jazzmaster, Green Metal Flake with Abalone  Inlay on the Maple on Mahogany neck with a real Tortise Shell pick guard. The end of a plan to head back to Vancouver and start an Original Band.

I was possessionless and homeless with only a fire insurance claim instead of, well, everything.

Married for only 22 months my ex-wife got together with Lawhores and she would get nothing but I would lose everything to legal fees and she and the lawhores of course did not care if we ended up homeless and that was just the beginning of having to be ruled by a Crazy Woman again.

If the house at Otter Point would have been in a culture like that of Laurel Canyon, it is worse in Canada with more up Redneck Artist Haters and the really badly Criminally Insane RCMP.

The local Police here consider music practice to not be work but some deliberate attempt to offend and annoy the neighbors and say   'WE ARE GOING TO PUT AN END TO THE FUN HERE " and we don*t care sbout your music career which means they (POLICE) do care.

Sooke RCMP contacted US Authorities and Criminally Insane hamperer Champagne said " Now he will not be able to perform in the States ( or United States )."

My wife says  Hès crazy, he thinks he is going to be a Rock Star. My brother Andrew said who wants their brother prancing around on Stage playing harmonica and Mother said if she ever heard of my even speaking of playing harmonica she would take my Father's money from me.

In the Spirit of Ignorance and Envy my brother Andrew said:

" You have too much Hubris, the Gods will punish you ."         

Then he did punish me as if he was a God, the signature act of a person who was demonstrating Hubris is to think that they are Gods.

Mother had already taken all of my own and inherited money three times. All of it. My brother and my sister and my wife and my mother ripped me off and a large part of the motivation was to stop my doing music. They hated it and me.

Police never hesitated to try to jail and fine and dispossess me and so many people took a crack at finally being able to get me for something that I have Shell Shock or Tonic Immobility or Collapse Immobility or Swayback. I feel like I have turned to water and flow right down to the ground and I remain Virtually Paralyzed. View video of Tonic Immobility where two men have to hold the victim up with no clothing on ( clothing can be an irritant?)  and the back arched, well, like mine is at its' worst. 

THEY  DID NOT SUCCED IN GETTING ME AND MY HOUSE BUT THEY SURE AS HELL MADE SURE NO FORM OF LAUREL CANYON WOULD HAPPEN HERE AND THEY ALERTED AND MOTIVATED POLICE SO I COULD NOT GO TO ANY LAUREL CANYON ANYWHERE ELSE.

I had inherited literally Millions which the relatives stole which would have finaced a limited form of Laurel Canyon. It does make me wonder:

Would Laurel Canyon have been able to survive in Canada with our worse than in the USA Police and Family Bigots, Haters, Thieves and Psychotic Sociopaths.

My Website has a few of the many songs I preserved by recording many more on Youtube.

LINDON COLLARD.com. I would like to put more tunes on my website but I have to lay down.

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I HAVE TO RETURNED TO MY ROOTS AS A VISIONARY PROPHET. WITNESS MY VISIONS, DREAMS, ECONOMIC LECTURES AND PROPHECIES ON DRUNKYCOCAMOVISION YOUTUBE CHANNEL. I had been Sooke BC's Prophet, predating Post #1 Drunkycocamovision: The Blog. Now I blog basking in the never-ending sunset at Cocamovilla.

Tuesday, 26 May 2020

CARNIVAL SIDESHOW ECONOMY

SELFISH AND FRIVILOUS THE PRECEPTS OF CAPITALISM CREATE UNNECESSARY DOWNTURNS

In a manner like to having a grifter's attraction in a travelling carney convoy the previously functioning economy caused citizens to be involved in an uncertain uncaring financial game where the necessities of life could vanish at any time.

There are innumerable ways where individuals would have nothing left to provide themselves with the necessities of life because they made imprudent decisions or because they were the victims of criminal exploitation. 

Decouple the selfish and frivilous Carney Economy from the Real Commonwealth Economy which provides the necessities of life. 

Run the Real Commonwealth Economy on a Universal Provision of the Necessities of Life basis while Gambling Dens and Hair Salons and Porche Dealerships would participate in a traditional digital metering monetary system.

If you did not have any marbles to play with you might not be able to play Black Jack or Porche but you could never end up homeless or starving.

At this present time when in the Pandemic Emergency funds are being handed out people do not want to take jobs. That is because it is an "either -  or" situation; funding should be universal for the necessities of life or ideally those necessities would be distributed in a manner which was not part of a selfish and frivilous non-necessity monetary system.

The Real Commonweath Economy would provide an incentive to earn a little to be able to peuchase non necessities or to earn a lot to play Black Jack or Porche because every bit of anything earned would be on top of the necessities of life support and distribution; every bit of everything earned would be extra.

PEOPLE ARE BEING DAMAGED BY WORRY AND UNCERTAINTY AS THEIR NECESSITIES OF LIFE ARE THREATENED BY THE IMPENDING DOOM OF ECONOMIC COLLAPSE, UNEMPLOYMENT AND GOVERNMENT DEFICITS AND GOVERNMENT DEBT.

DECOUPLE THE DISTRIBUTION OF THE NECESSITIES OF LIFE FROM THE SELFISH AND FRIVILOUS GAMBLING, SHILLING AND GRIFTING.

POSTSCRIPT: MANY PEOPLE ARE MOTIVATED TO WORK DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY ARE NOT PAID TO DO THAT WORK. ARTISTS AND MUSICIANS AND PEOPLE WHO CREATE AN EXTRAORDINARY GARDEN AT THEIR HOMES ARE NOT PAID, WORKING TO INCREASE PROPERTY VALUE OR BE ROCK STARS, PERHAPS, BUT NOT LIKELY.

WITH ALL OF YOUR NECESSITIES OF LIFE ASSURED WHAT ABOUT PITCHING IN WITH YOUR SKILLS TO AID THE COMMONWEALTH ECONOMY NECESSITIES OF LIFE FOR ALL PEOPLE? WOULD THAT NOT BE GOOD.

I PROPOSE HONOR AND DIGNITY AND FREEDOM FROM FEAR BE GRANTED TO EVERY PERSON AND I HOPE THAT YOU ARE ABLE TO RISE TO THAT LEVEL.

ALL OF THESE RETIRED BRITISH PHYSICIANS ARE WORKING AT A FREE CLINIC FOR FREE AND THEY DO NOT HAVE TO WORK BUT DO